Corrupt a Wish Season 5. Whoo!

(Damn that was quick)

Wish granted but since it was oss, people just modded it to there will and since microsoft changed all of there software to oss the made no profit and died.

i wish patrickpaitience would lighten up on me in the irc.

Wish granted but it turned out to be of a health risk that it was banned

I wish I had more free time to do my personal projects

but I wish I knew which thread you were talking about. (*oooh* a wish and a corruption at the same time! :p )
[I cant see anything wrong with season four, and the season 3 thread got messed up when everyone replied until the posts were too small to read, and then Steve Lamerton came and told us to make new posts and not reply, after he (i think) edited the page to make it wider so the posts could be viewed.)(There. Does that answer your wish?)

but then you ordered the right one and it was defective so you had to wing it and order something else anyway.

I wish Hell would freeze over.

To compile the menu you need turbo delphi but then your computer fried

I wish I had a new laptop

[I wish that Drupal module maintainers would hurry up so we could update to Drupal 6 and I wouldn't have to do this :)]

...but then they were like the XBox 360, they blew up after they're sixth boot.

I wish Firefox 3 didn't have a rendering problem with the <pre> tags on PortableApps.com.

[Me pretending to be a Moderator again: wish granted, but then the modules where so badly made that you couldn't get on this site without your computer to suddenly blow up ;) ]

but then you had to immediately give it to me, for no apparent reason.
why do I have to give it to you?
Because... *shifts awkwardly*

I wish I had an extra fifty bucks so I could get that portable hard drive I want.

But then John forgot to put all the sigs and stuff, then since he got so stressed out, the doctor requested he'd take a year or two off the PC. Then, people looked down at PortableApps.com, and then the bills got too much because John had to rest, then the server gave out, and John had to do a job as a PC maintainer.
I wish my drive would get a speed of 20 MB/s

Wish granted but then your life is all alone.
I wish that all people were nice.

but you had the mistake of letting me design it and i eventually took over the site and downgraded everything to plain html and flash objects!! Ha ha!

i wish for 2 wishes.

but since M$ got bankrupt, millions and millions of people got bankrupt, including your favorite relatives. Then people started rebuilding M$ so they can have jobs again, only this time they made sure that OSS people liked it by hypnotizing them on the site.
I wish my visual aid was done, flawless, and in my hands.

but USB 3.0 didn't come out until 2012, so that drive was useless as usb 3.0 wasn't backwards-compatible. Then you sold it to somebody 10 seconds before usb 3.0 came out for 1,000 pence.
I wish the 0.6 final of SMPlayer would come out.

but then i took it down because i needed to fix a bunch of crap as well as add some more.

i wish the wifi i was hitching off of right now was just a little bit more stable.

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@ptmb:thanks for the code. and for some reason the logo isnt transparent in IE 6 & 7 as well as firefox. ill try to mod the pic to make it more transparent but i dont know how it will go. BTW, did you mean transparency throught the image or around it, (I.e. Floating or See Through)?

but then css was never developed and so the below comments you and me have been having would be mostly pointless.

i wish my download of S-cry-ed would go faster.

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@ptmb: it floats fine in every browser i have come across and in ie6 it seems to be "Transparent", at least without the grey background thogh i dont think i would be able to see through it if i changed the bknd.

**Edit** I know what you were talking about and i am telling you that there is no problem with it, check the screen here

Hmm, you either forgot to make or wish, or a corruption. No matter, we're pretty forgiving in the corrupt a wish game.

Wish granted, the proxies at the libraries did work and now you couldn't access anything fun.

Wish granted, you had a cheese and marmite sandwich. But it was awful because the waiter didn't know what you were talking about so just made something up on the fly.
I wish I could convince HP to bow at my feet.

...but then it was a wish so hard to corrupt that the thread died :(

I wish someone ;) on somewhere ;) ;) taught me some programming language* ;) ;) ;)

*NSIS

Wish Granted but then what words were in the book you couldn't even read because you forgotten how to read

I wish for a club turkey sandwich

Wish granted but then your gfx card went on the frits

I wish people would not break the layout by posting replies and add comments like the rest of is in this thread

But then your alarm clock made you wake up at 3am
(don't worry I wake up at the same time and wish I could sleep in too :P)

I wish I had 2 free pizzas

...you had stuff for free, but your parents payed those things, and as you where economically dependent of your parents, and they where spending more they could pay, they went bankrupt, and so do you :P

I wish, I wish, that my awfully annoying works for school where already made, and all off the near tests where already done.

but classic happened, you found it on Ebay and it was defective :P.
I wish I had another cute little :D stuffed dolphin.

but he started detesting you and decided to IM you constantly all the bugs in your site, PC, IM client, then started hacking your PC to show how useless your Firewall is.
I wish 10 year olds were allowed to drive on the road, and turned out to drive more safely than adults. (What? I'm probably the youngest individual on the forums that's a dev... (What? I'm not allowed to brag???))

but it was low quality, it broke before it arrived.
I wish 1+1=2, 1+1=3 is getting kinda boring.

but they started asking for portable VISTA :Jawdrop:
I wish that homework never existed and all school stuff was done in school.

but they only printed knuckleberry pies!
I wish my stuffed dolphin wouldn't shrink in the wash.

But your wifi keyboard is on the same freq. as your television and controls the television instead of your pc.

I wish I was retired from my job.

Wish granted, but then you realised their open source licenses weren't actually open source at all.

Wait, that sounds strangly familiar.

I wish the girl of my dreams would go out with me :-P