Corrupt-A-Wish Season X

You didn't make a wish

I wish I would have made this instead of sergentsiler.

...but the school's ISP had surf control

I wish I could have an EeePC 1000.

And you luck held held for all your life and that of your children and your children's children and your luck kept you alive throughout it all. unfortunately this meant you spent eternity watching everyone you care about grow old and pass away. Eventually the world ended but your luck still held you together so you remained alive and conscious in a dead world with no sun stars or planets, just you alone in dark empty universal void

I wish the guys that think little of corrupt a wish could see its good time waster when you just want to kill a minute or two.

(Note I think the one thread idea is good)

But then with the flash new top of the line and better pcs your school has the fees quadruple and you can no longer afford to go there.

I wish the MS Antivirus 2008 virus I accidentally put on my work pc and am going to be etting in trouble for would magically disappear.

but he just ignored you.

I wish you would stop replying to people.

...but I blocked you.

I wish sergentsiler's "Reply" button would redirect him to the "New Comment" button, that would work properly.

...but, like you didn't pay attention to my wish, you didn't pay attention to the theme making tut, and you blew up with your PC instead.

I wish the previous wish I made .

(not wishing to sergentsiler to use the comment button, but wishing a reply button malfunction on his end. )

but your computer couldn't play it cause of the extra resources and you where sad

i wish that java 6 update 10 would come out of beta so i could try out some java games in chrome

but due to the sudden increase in traffic the server chrased and all the portableapps data was lost

i wish i could actually think of a wish (i just could resist corrupting this wish)

But then someone walked in as you were doing it, caught it on film, edited it, added music and stuff, uploaded it to youtube and with all the stuff they did to it you ended up looking like a bit of a weirdo and were ostracised from the rest of society

I wish Bill Gates woke up tomorrow and decided to make all microsoft software freeware:)

...but when sergentsiler saw a new wireless connection online (because you had to hook up more pcs without ethernet cable) he stole the connection, changed the router password, disabled the reset button and gave you a miserable amount of bandwidth so it was useless for you anyway.

(btw, don't blame me, blame him, as he did that to you on the wish, not me )

I wish my router didn't suck as much as it does so my wireless connection between my pc and another would not die with a little bandwidth overflow (mainly when I turn on the Windows XP VM ). (BTW, it is WPA protected and I turn the router off when nobody I know is using ).

I'm going to corrupt that wish 5 times since you like ceedo.

Wish granted but I hated it and sued the site that made ceedo.

Wish granted but you decided you hated it because I hated it.

Wish granted but you hate it now.

Wish granted but you hate it and fed it to the bugs crawling all over the site(smiley bugs).

Wish granted but ceedo renamed itself to ceeedo and another company named their software to ceedo and now you don't wish you, you wished ceedo was free because the new ceedo was horrible and I sued the ceedo.

I wish you didn't wish ceedo was freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

BUT I DON'T KNOW YOUR EMAIL!!!

Go here: http://mailhide.recaptcha.net/d?k=013s5SZuJBs6_dVjqATUEezw==&c=vmpDcLdHO...

I wish I had more time to play this game.

But I checked my email but I didn't reply

I wish you would check your email.

But once your computer was loading fast windows started loading really slow.

SO YOU HAD TO GET LINUX!!! (or digitvista, whatever you want).

I wish My Sandisk Cruzer Micro 8gb was bootable.

but then you were banned.

I wish Roamer didn't get banned from webhostXXX.

but since everything was OSS everything was hacked and no one knew until all of their comps were useless from the viruses and crap

i wish my download site worked better (it hates me when i upload any files)

but then there were so many bumps here that every one used the site purely for bumping.

i wish i could upload files to my new website at school

...people started using my stylish theme for Firefox that made PortableApps.com blue and pressed the blue reply button instead

I wish weekdays were Saturday and Sunday and weekend days were Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

but your teachers noticed you started to become more and more stupid until you got kicked out of school because you were so stupid and had a river of drool coming out your mouth :D :D

i wish i could code VB faster (need to get this project into my teacher!)

But everybody switched to..... a ....... foney.

So your money is now useless.

I'll make one.

I wish Mix Master Trixz would go away. Forever.

I wish Mix Master Trixz would go away. Forever.
Wish Granted, but then Bix Baster Trixz came.

I wish you didn't wish that.
Wish Granted, he wished you went away.

I wish I had some foney.
Wish Granted, but then the “foney” stock market collapsed and you went bankrupt.

I wish I had gold bars instead of money (nobody else).

Wish Granted but.....

I wish I know what that was.

Wish Granted but you turn into Coach McGirk

I wish I didn't have money
(Try that one )

Wish Granted, But then you completely forget about it.

I wish that something Bad will happen to me

(Ouch, kinda thought that one through, didn't you)

Wish Granted, But then you sleep through the whole weekend till Monday Morning. (Somehow surviving without food and water >_>)

I Wish that I knew how to make portable apps...
>_>

But you died.....

I wish I would stop being lazy and improve my NSIS.

But his app sucked, was buggy and John discovered a virus in it so removed it from the site, banned gluxon and and removed every trace of him on the site (nothing personal glux )

I wish this economic crisis could be solved today.

I wish I had a life.