The linux idea is great, but it has been taking a long time. So i have been thing that a virtual machine would be great. Probably like the program virtual box or QEMU.
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you will find a quemu launcher here and virtual box portable as well.
Appart from that you can download the virtual box (not paf packed) too.
It works on my side from stick, but well yes it will be dead slow.