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Last seen: 16 years 6 months ago
Joined: 2007-11-13 12:24
a little confusion

18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which
I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003. Shortly after this upgrade,
However, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.
Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge.
These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.
These conflict with some of the new games I
wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
Any ideas?

Last seen: 10 months 5 days ago
Joined: 2006-11-02 11:09

Funny, but read the Forum Guidelines. I'm pretty sure this falls outside of the rules...

sergentsiler's picture
Last seen: 1 year 2 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
this sounds like...

either a mad spouse or spam.


Last seen: 16 years 6 months ago
Joined: 2007-11-13 12:24
angry spouse???

im not angry. . . or a spouse. . . and im no bot either. . .just thought that was funny and had to post it. . . sorry for the confusion

sergentsiler's picture
Last seen: 1 year 2 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
GirlFriend 1.0,

GirlFriend 1.0, DrinkingMates 4.2, Playboy 6.9, GirlFriend 1.2, Fiancee 1.0, Wife 1.0, Mistress 2003?!?

now that i see Mistress 2003, i think that there might be an affair. maybe a double affair if MotherInLaw is HOT!!


Patrick Patience
Last seen: 4 years 5 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-20 19:26

Yea, agreed. Funny, but pretty random. Blum

nocr's picture
Last seen: 15 years 5 months ago
Joined: 2007-05-04 11:47

I've heard a different variation of this elsewhere.

It's pretty funny though...

Please Make TiLP Portable

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Last seen: 7 years 6 months ago
Joined: 2006-11-18 10:26
a fix

Solution is to retire Wife 1.0 and upgrade to Girlfriend 1.5 then keep upgrading that to a new version every few years when the current version becomes worn out and costing you more money than it's worth.

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Kevin Porter
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Last seen: 10 years 2 months ago
Joined: 2007-01-10 19:25

Funny. Almost would have considered it spam :lol:.

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