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I wish I had a nicer flash drive system.
@PTMB:Here's a good sig: The absolute value of i .
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You get the flash drive of your dreams as a gift from a relative, but their kid smears peanut butter into the usb ports of your computer.
I wish I knew computer programming.
But the only programming language you know is so old and useless that you can't make nothing with it.
I wish I knew that much of math as digitxp (value of i?). I'm only in the 9th grade, and my teacher didn't teach me that yet. I'm pretty good at classes. I'm still on real numbers systems.
But you gave me an idea for a signature...
Blue is everything.
But then some scientist was interested in your brain, kidnapped you for experaments
I wish my laptop didn't have a broken screen
your friendly neighbourhood moderator Zach Thibeau
I'm only in 5th Grade. I'm doing calc ;).
The absolute value of i is one...
http://www.clarku.edu/~djoyce/complex/abs.html
Wish Granted but that screen was displaying tissues instead of stuff :P.
I wish I had a PC.
Insert original signature here with Greasemonkey Script.
But the PC was from 1960, it occupied a hole room, and didn't do nothing.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
I...
...
...wish a glass of water.
Blue is everything.
but there was no glass, so you got all wet (especially where your nose is)
I wish I had more time.
Insert original signature here with Greasemonkey Script.
Wish granted, you took 2 weeks of vacation on easter time for having more free time. But you got sick all of the time and couldn't do nothing with it (It is what happened to me
)
I wish John came and made a wish sooooo cool that everybody got like this:
Blue is everything.
but he wished that he never decide to make that batch file...
(Hey! You changed your sig! *crys*)
I wish that the world was peaceful.
Insert original signature here with Greasemonkey Script.
granted. I wish I hadn't just broken the game
But as you broken the game, I won't corrupt your wish. (wait, I'm corrupting it, dammit!)
(@ digitxp: Yes, that other sig was just obvious, and you're a lot better to math than me *cries compulsively like a baby* I DON'T DESERVE A SIG WITH MAT ON IT!!! *cries even more* *at this point the room where I am is flooded*)
I wish, I wish... Google services weren't forbidden to kids by law (see their license)
Blue is everything.
but they lobbied congress into banning OSS.
I wish I could understand Differential Equations (My dad made me return the book before I was done w/ it.)
Insert original signature here with Greasemonkey Script.
were using a double negative, which means that it did more than your computer :P.
I wish I had a stuffed wolf. (That's not real).
Insert original signature here with Greasemonkey Script.
the stuffed wolf became a werewolf that killed everybody including YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*laughs evilly like a maniac until it chokes and almost gets killed*
I wish that speak wasn't so treacherous.
Blue is everything.
but treacherous was redefined to mean cute felines, so you ended up talking about a persian kitty all day...
I wish I had 300 bucks
Insert original signature here with Greasemonkey Script.
But the dollar value crashed and 1$ was the same as 0.001€, so you have 30 cents, thats 0,30€, thats miserable, you can only buy some chewing gum!
I wish that more people other than us were posting in this tread.
Blue is everything.
but you took my wish, so I quit wishing, and deleted the thread.
I wish there were more people posting wishes.
Insert original signature here with Greasemonkey Script.
but then I broke the thread.
But then I "unbroke" the thread
I wish I could understand Differential Equations (My dad made me return the book before I was done w/ it.) -- digitxp
Wish Granted, but then you forget everything about math you learned before and you get miserable.
I wish there weren't wishes left without response (that shows how out of ideas am I).
Blue is everything.
Wish granted. No really, wish granted.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
Wish granted. But I posted
I wish, hmm, I wish John would get around to emailing me.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
but then your email service went crazy and deleted the message and john went on his usual "No Replies" doctrine.
i wish acryllic comp cases cost less.
Zoop
wish granted- but you changed your mind and wanted a titanium case.
I wish I could have found a rubber mouse for my april fool's trick
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
but it turns out that it had latex in it and everyone you pulled it on was alergic.
i wish a replacement motherboard for my HP Vectra VLi8 MT didnt cost $200!
Zoop
... it costs $400!!!
I wish the announcement that Gato Fedorento (Smelly Cat) are going to do this night was now! (who knows enough to corrupt this?)
Ok, I give you a link.
Ok, two li... no, after all is just one.
EDIT: After all tree links:
(link #1 - Gato Fedorento - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia )
(link #2 - Gato Fedorento - Wikipédia, a enciclopédia livre)
Blue is everything.
...but then I find you it was an advertising for a TV provider company only (even though it was a cool advertising).
(Ok, this time I give you something simpler)
I wish we came up with a new trend for leaving this now idea-less (originally original) thread or we came up with an idea for revitalizing this thread.
Blue is everything.
but it was more like a fad and went out of style in 3.24 seconds!
I wish more people knew about me on facebook.
Zoop
But then people noticed how you presented your self on FaceBook and started to stalk you
I wish FaceBook was never created (I hope you facebookers don't get offended I just don't like it, to much of a security risk waiting to happen in my eyes)
your friendly neighbourhood moderator Zach Thibeau
but then myspace had an offshoot called facebook anyway.
i wish people would realize that facebook is mainly for highschool students and not nearly as huge a risk as myspace.
(No offense thibeaz, but many people dont know)
Zoop
granted...
but some of those high school students are going to stalkers as adults!
I wish I could have thought of a better wish....
but the entire internet went down after you posted so no one could see it.
i wish i had a external USB dvd burner.
Zoop
but it was irreparably broken.
I wish I knew JavaScript and PHP.
Blue is everything.
Wish granted- but since you couldn't get a website, it was worthless to you
I wish I knew how to set up phenny
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
wish granted, but since I have no idea what that is it turned out that you really firured out how to destroy the internet. And, thinking that it was how to set up phenny, you did it causing mass panic, destruction, and inevitably you death. Way to fail.
I wish I could sleep for 127 years without being killed or dying, either in my sleep or when I wake up (FUTURE HERE I COME!!!!!!).
OliverK> you don't live on a cow
IRC: It brings out the best in all of us...Especially when tired.
Wish Granted, but the future wasn't there when you got there.
This should be easy: I wish thre was 36 hrs to the day.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
but the ammount of days in a month and months in a year stayed the same, throwing off GMT, and all time, causing worldwide panic and ultimately the earth's destruction! }:)
I wish my internet speed was 200 Trilobytes per second.
But your processor wasn't powerful enough to decode the data fast enough and your internet remained slow as a slug.
I wish that I was allowed to play games on the school library computers.
Simplifying daily life through technology
but the games were for MS-DOS 6.22 so you couldent use them.
i wish someone would give me a PGA 370 processor faster than 700Mhz.
Zoop
but the processor had 200Mhz and a overclock to 1Ghz, that made it really unstable for using, usually on fire, and it didn't even allowed you to boot to you OS.
I wish a 40Gbps net access that that elderly woman uses to hang out her clothes for me.
Blue is everything.
but I didn't understand your wish and you recieved an old lady and whole bunch of wet laundry in the mail!
I wish the boxes these posts are in would get wider.
but they were so big that you had to side scroll for 10 minutes jsut to see the posts.
i wish when people granted my wishes about CPU's, they didn't set the CPU on fire.
Zoop
ok, they putted the CPU inside a bucket of liquid nitrogen before giving it to you (freeze)
I wish people understood my wish of having a net connection of 40Gbps that a grandson gave to his grandmother and that she now uses the connection cable to dry the clothes of how hot it is.
Not Understanding?
I wish:
people understand my wish of:
an Internet connection of:
40Gbps,
that is equal to the one possessed by:
an elderly woman,
who received her connection from her:
PC genius grandson,
and now takes use of the:
Internet cable,
to:
hang out her clothes for drying,
because:
the cable is hot.
Blue is everything.
but you were the grandson and got mad at your grandma for misusing advanced tech.
I wish my flash drive will work (it's better than getting a new one :).
Insert original signature here with Greasemonkey Script.
but then all of your usb ports fried.
i wish my external mouse on my laptop scrolled.
Zoop
but the wrong scroll happened and it became the noun scroll, instead of the verb.
http://ninjawords.com/scroll
I wish my flash drive will work and I can use it again
Insert original signature here with Greasemonkey Script.
but then a nuke went off and shot out a huge EM puls as you were using it rendering it once again useless.
i wish my mandriva 2008 comp would boot properly.
Zoop
Wish granted. But your EM pulse went off five minutes after the computer had booted, and it was now worthless.
I wish stupid people weren't so prolific.(NOT pointing fingers at anyone):)
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
but they were still stupid.
i wish i knew how to script the nsis installer so i could distribute my themes better, instead of using the self extracting nsis for my themes.
Zoop
But when you finish knowing you hit with your head over the closet above your PC screen and you get amnesia, forgetting it all.
I wish the following:
JOHN!!!
COME DOWN HERE!!!
MAKE YOUR WISH!!!
AND BE SURE THAT IT ISN'T BAD TO ME!!!
Blue is everything.
but the server fried so you never got to see it.
i wish someone would check out My Webiste to check out the themes i got up there.
Zoop
but then people didn't mind the PAM/GM themes, went to see the source and got a seizure when saw you don't EVEN have a <html> , <head> or <body> tags on your site!
I wish someone could ask a beginner on HTML and CSS (no JavaScript
) to redesign their site that actually doesn't have <html> , <head> or <body> tags. 
Blue is everything.
but they forgot how to properly close a tag!
wish granted, but now none of us can see anything
i wish some police officers were smarter http://www.newsnet5.com/news/15822245/detail.html
The developer formerly known as ZGitRDun8705
but you have to go to Corrupt a Wish - Yet Another Season (4th by the way) to see your corruption.
Blue is everything.
moderator wishes that you would 'pop' out again every so often so that the formatting doesn't get messed up as it is annoying beyond belief
In fact the moderator also wishes that someone would start another new topic where everyone replies to the original comment to stop this mess happening
but then everyone will forget about that
Blue is everything.