I need a good wish...
Oh, I finished looking up all 60 words in Chinese (you have to find the radical, count strokes, sometimes the whole word is a radical, etc.)
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if that is a wish then wish granted, but you traded in your wish for a defective one that "Looked" better.
i wish my comp was faster with more ram.
Zoop
But then the ram you picked up was not compatible with your computer and it was set at a different speed then your old one
I wish I had Halo 3
your friendly neighbourhood moderator Zach Thibeau
but since it aint OSS you cant use it portably until Am3n makes it portable, 10 years from now!!!!
i wish firefox portable would work better since it only displays half of the pages i go to.
Zoop
but then NoScript malfunctioned and now all you see is black and white text.
I wish people would go here instead of season 5.
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for reals, see it for your self. but then everyone was stupid and didnt see my comment "Please move to corrupt a wish season 6" so they kept posting on season 5.
i wish the keys on keyboards wouldent get so dirty.
Zoop
but then you had to get a special keyboard for those "special times" and that one was even worse
I wish that school was over with...
but then you grew up and grew old and realised they were the best days of your life.
I wish my football team (Aussie rules footy) Port Power could win the premiership this year
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but they ended up missing the goal in a more important competition because somebody's shin guard broke.
I wish I had my own domain for free of good quality.
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but i didnt understand what you meant by "free of good quality" so nothing changed and you staied with unreliable comphost.
i wish i could learn a new programming language FAST so i can complete "Project Archetype".
Zoop
but you learned pascal!!!
I wish that Unicorn and Unicorny would be exploded two seconds before kissing.
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but that one was even harder to understand than the last one and you didnt exactly corrupt my wish so, BOOOOOYAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
i wish digitxp would make sense when both corrupting and wishing.
Zoop
You learned Pascal, which is a rather useless language nowadays.
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Hey digit
Sorry to say but you messed up a little on corrupting my wish. In Austeralian Rules Football (AFL) we don't wear shin guards, or any protective equipment other than a mouthguard. Also their isn't any bigger competition in AFL other than the premiership. Its sort of like your superbowl (presuming your American, please correct me if I'm wrong).
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well since nobody wshed for anything, no corrupted wish.
and i wish tha digit xp made sense when Wishing, NOT Corrupting,(althogh i did say both corrupting and wishing, that one was my mistake.), once again Wishing, NOT Corrupting,so i can properly corrupt a wish.
Zoop
digitxp made sense wishing, but his wishes were written in Latin, so nobody understood him.
I wish everybody stopped thinking about digitxp's coordination when making wishes and actually started wishing for something decent
Blue is everything.
but then the meaning of decent changed to stupid and we were back to square one
i wish my WiFi card would work better so it picked up ALL of the WiFi networks in my school.
Zoop
wish granted, but one of those networks was infected with a virus, so now your laptop is infected too.
i wish i could wish the one wish that everybody wants to wish when they wish wishing worked
The developer formerly known as ZGitRDun8705
but then John came in!
(It's relevant because John prefers serious humor (I think) and therefore his wishes were too coordinated).
I wish that booking a flight to Michigan for 4 people using miles was a lot easier (yes I book flights for vacation for my mom).
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but last minute the plans changed and you werent notified so you never got to go.
i wish people would stop requesting apps for things that you dont need an app for. (I.e. the screen capture app requests and stuff)
Zoop
but then people started asking for you to portablize the apps they do need and are really hard to portablize (like OpenLazlo).
I wish I had an 8 GB flash drive that's fast and nothing was wrong with and and nothing bad ever happened to it (including theft) and and and it never broke or got corrupted and I didn't lose it and stuff never got deleted that I didn't want to delete and that nothing I wouldn't want to happen to it never happened and we all lived happily ever after.
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wish granted, but you also built yourself a brand new computer, and that got stolen.
I wish it wasn't 96 degrees outside...that's too hot for Northern Ohio
The developer formerly known as ZGitRDun8705
... there were 35.5555556 ºC outside
I wish weekend days had 48 hours each and week days had 12 hours each.
EDIT: Ooooops! Sorry for replying instead of commenting
Blue is everything.
but then you got jet lag and you had too little time for the humoungous project.
I wish I had a computer
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but it was a Commodore 64
i wish my damn WiFi connection would be stable so i could talk to PTMB longer!
Zoop
but it got viruses.
I wish it wasn't 96 degrees over in NJ.
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There were 40º Celsius outside (and believe me, that is hotter than you think).
I wish I knew how to make a localized site keeping the forums international (in Drupal, the Internationalization module, makes that the English Forums are only available to users with English language on browser, and not available to other users)
Blue is everything.
but then everyone in the world aggreed to have english as a central language so your international language settings were worthless.
i wish i could download more stuff on my school comps. (Damn you bennet halsten for putting the file size restriction on your proxy sites!!!)
Zoop
Edit: Removed.
cowsay Moo
cowthink 'Dude, why are you staring at me.'
Wish granted! But what ever it was, we couldn't corrupt it.
I wish I had more things to do. I'm very bored.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
... you had lots of annoying and bad things you don't like to do.
I wish we lived in a perfect world where everything was OSS and nobody had to be afraid of the problems from the web and pcs.
Blue is everything.
but your programmer dad lost his job and you ended up getting kicked out because you ate too much :P.
I wish my flash was fast.
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But (as usual) it had 1 bit of space.
I wish the exact value of pi was 3.
Blue is everything.
But then of course, the universe was bent out of shape, earth became an ellipsoid, and we couldn't survive.
I wish that I had a wish.
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Wish granted
But you blew it wishing for a wish.
I wish I could get phenny running.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
but i dont know what Phenny is so nothing happened.
i wish for stuff.
Zoop
i said, "I Wish for STUFF!!!!"
Zoop
...you got bad stuff
I wish... I had a 200Gbps Internet Speed.
Blue is everything.
but that's so fast, that there's not point than having anything faster that 2 GB/s.
I wish I would do good tomorrow on Heritage Day (why do they put so much stress on us???)
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...but then, as we were against the clock to corrupt your wish, we corrupted it in a awful way, you lost your motivation, and even though you got good on it, you didn't care anymore, neither anybody else (what is that anyway
).
I wish there was an host with unlimited capabilities that gave us our own domain (not sub-domain) for free.
Blue is everything.
But Micro$oft was your new host! (here)
I wish that I had awesome technology for 6th grade (I already came up with some, like a piece of yarn attached to the pencil so I wouldn't lose it :D.
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but your teacher got mad at you for not being able to lend a pencil.
I wish Heritage Day didn't exist.
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but then you were stupid and made it again and still had to go to it.
i wish DigitXP would stop corrupting his own wishes.
Zoop
I know I'm not meant to do this, but:
It doesn't!
I am a Christian and a developer and moderator here.
“A soft answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger.” – Proverbs 15:1
but nobody would play anymore.
I wish that SonicWALL was pathetic.
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...but then New SonicWALL came out and wasn't pathetic anymore.
I wish crazy stuff.
Blue is everything.
but Crazy Stuff was designed as:
I wish people would corrupt John's wishes.
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wish granted but now he's got no hopes dreams or wishes so he shutdown portableapps.com
I wish songbird portable was done
Lead, Follow, or get out of the way.
but Ryan, being so stressed, started breaking all PC's he sees and got sent to the looney bin.
I wish school was over on thurs instead of fri
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but then thursday was removed and replaced with tday and everyone got confused so they just put the end of school back on friday.
i wish surf control would die!
Zoop
wish granted!
But then they installed sonicWALL
I wish I had a million dollars.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
but it was counterfeit
I wish 6th grade won't have a thousand projects and I get to be a security guard in CME (Woo, nice shirts!!!)
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but instead there were ten thousand projects and all of the students beat up the security guards while no one was looking and no one believed there stories.
i wish i didnt have to come to school today. (Last day i do have to come in, because of final exams, Damn highschool!)
Zoop
...but then you had exams
I wish I didn't had 9th grade exams to do (even though the first one was PIECE OF CAKE, did it today
).
Blue is everything.
but then you had to do the GLAT (Google Labs Aptitude Test), and you failed because of how illogical the questions are.
I wish there was no such thing as SonicWALL.
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... but then your ISP and your school's ISP were both Chinese, and blocked most sites online, including this.
I wish WINE supported dead keys.
Blue is everything.
but then WINE only worked on Windoze.
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So the world collapsed when the dog that came from those events in that wish stepped outside (now imagine the wish I am corrupting
).
(Also, you double post)
I wish Virtual Machines had support for OpenGl and DirectX in a level that looks just like native (speed and quality)
(That way I could use a bare Linux OS only with X and install all my OSes inside and run them at the same time with 3D!).
Blue is everything.
...but it was so unstable that you couldn't have 2 seconds without your computer crashing so bad that it entered on fire.
I wish this tread was more active so I didn't have to corrupt my own wish.
Blue is everything.
This thread becomes so active it takes up the majority of the servers. John outlaws it from the site, bans all the posters tells you to make a "corrupt a wish site" cos this aint one;o)Amd removes all development material the posters have contributed from the site.
I wish I could have broadband internet access at home.
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but then Windoze got evil and made an update that deletes FF.
I wish that school lasts until July.
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Wish Granted!
But you found yourself talking html classes.
I wish I could make PAMBot be on address only.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
But then so many people got angry with you (including me) for making school last longer that you were burned alive!!!
I wish school started November and finished April.
EDIT: Oh...
Mr. Oliver was faster than me.
Well, then PAMBot exploded with new unstable code for being able to do whatever you are wishing.
Blue is everything.
Wish Granted, but you didn't get Christams break, or whatever they call it now. (No offense meant, I don't pay attention to that kind of stuff)
I wish I had a loaf of Pumpernickel.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
but then you found that it only tasted good toasted and buttered and you had neither a toaster or butter! >:)
i wish the weather didnt effect my WiFi so i wouldnt have to complain about it anymore (Since it is Hack3d Wifi from my negbors house :P)
(BTW, My wifi seems to be working right now but i dont know how long it will last, and @ PTMB, i am on the IM right now and i will be on as long as this WiFi stays connected)
Zoop
Wish granted, but then they figured out you were hacking they're wi-fi and sent the cops after you!
I wish I had butter and a toaster for my loaf of pumpernickel.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
Wish Granted, but the toaster was broken and the butter was old.
I wish using unprotected wi-fi wasn't illegal. (c'mon, they are giving their internet, if there is no need to hack to use, technically it should be legal, but only to unprotected wi-fi, not protected. Luckily I don't need hax0r3d wi-fi
)
Blue is everything.
Wifi becomes super popular and everyone starts to use it, governments, businesses as well as individuals. Then the super wifi viruses are unleashed and we're all infected. Next, unbeknown to us all martians have been waiting this opportunity and invade wiping out two thirds of the population in a single strike. They then set themselves up as rulers of the planet and force us to worship them as gods in Egyptian style. Lastly as an offshoot of this new religion there is a new devil accredited as wishing for the end of the world. That devils name was PTMB.
I wish for Obama to win the election
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...but then everybody finds out that Obama was not Democrat, not even Republican, he was Fascist. And he started to rule America in a Fascism. You could not speak, you could not even browse the internet as it was forbidden. Then he starts to attack other countries, and the world gets in war with America. America looses badly against the world. But without America the capitalist world starts to collapse, and everybody goes bankrupt. When you get in touch with yourself, you are a flesh eating zombie. Every countries in the world go back to Fascism. And everybody gets mad with each other. Then all countries get in war with each other, and lots of atomic bombs explode everywhere, leaving only cockroaches left on the world surface. And all because of your last vote in favor of Obama 5 seconds before the pools close made the diference.
I wish... a democrat wins the American elections.
Blue is everything.
Good corruption :o)
I don't want to corrupt this wish so I'll Simply say Wish Granted
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...but then everybody finds out that the Democrat was not Democrat, not even Republican, he was Fascist. And he started to rule America in a Fascism. You could not speak, you could not even browse the internet as it was forbidden. Then he starts to attack other countries, and the world gets in war with America. America looses badly against the world. But without America the capitalist world starts to collapse, and everybody goes bankrupt. When you get in touch with yourself, you are a flesh eating zombie. Every countries in the world go back to Fascism. And everybody gets mad with each other. Then all countries get in war with each other, and lots of atomic bombs explode everywhere, leaving only cockroaches left on the world surface. And all because of your last vote in favor of that Democrat 5 seconds before the pools close made the diference.
I wish... everyone would like my Mibbit IRC client (see https://portableapps.com/node/14094) and that it would quickly be adopted, and that we'd all be rushed off our feet with people saying how good it all was... (I think I can hear a corruption coming about freenode crashing with it all... or mibbit)
I also (don't) wish that people wouldn't copy what other people wrote
I am a Christian and a developer and moderator here.
“A soft answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger.” – Proverbs 15:1
Uh...
Nothing could survive the 1100 degree temperature at ground zero.
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...but then you hear things about freenode and mibbit crashing in an automobile accident. So now they are both on an hospital and in danger of life (yes, I know what is freenode and what is an IRC client, so don't think of me as an idiot).
Also, about that (not) wish about copying...
...but portableapps modules make some mess and renders
()as<span style="display: none;"></span>. So nobody sees your (don't), making everybody repeat what the other said.I wish digitxp saw it's forums more frequently and made his site cache a little less aggressive...
Blue is everything.
but I implemented a virus into your account.
I wish that I could see my teachers again.
I wish that Rocky really knew how to paraglide.
I wish that you were not rude.
I wish that the TV has Nick on it.
I wish I had my own PC.
I wish that I met John at the mall.
I wish I met you at the alley.
I wish I met Patrick when my dad takes me to Toronto to study.
I wish I met Ryan when I pick up my cousing from the Sydney University thingy.
I wish I met Steve when I go with Sammi to England for no reason.
I wish that ptmb was a dolphin.
I wish that people would corrupt all of the above wishes.
I wish that people don't corrupt this wish.
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Were you serious about that of the virus? I get a blank page when logging in on FF or Opera and a 500 Internal Server error on IE when logging in, so I am unable to login into your site.
And no, I am not corrupting the wish (yet). Still need to think about some good corruption.
Blue is everything.
should I wait?
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
If you have an idea, corrupt it. I have blank for now
Blue is everything.
But cach.ing is set to normal,not aggresive
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I wish that I could see my teachers again.
(Sorry, Patrick)
Wish granted. But they didn't like you anymore, as you were to old for their classes!
I wish that Rocky really knew how to paraglide.
Wish Granted! Rocky Balboa does know how to paraglide
I wish that you were not rude.
Wish Granted! Oh, drat . . . Um, aha! But I still corrupted the rest of your wishes.
I wish that the TV has Nick on it.
Wish Granted! Your little brother (do you have one?) wrote Nick on it with a permanent marker
I wish I had my own PC.
Wish Granted! But it had windows 95 on it.
I wish that I met John at the mall.
Wish Granted! The johns were nice and clean.
I wish I met you at the alley.
Wish Granted! But, I won
I wish I met Patrick when my dad takes me to Toronto to study.
Wish Granted. No, really, wish granted
I wish I met Ryan when I pick up my cousing from the Sydney University thingy.
Wish Granted, but true to form, you should have specified a last name, so, you met the wrong Ryan
I wish I met Steve when I go with Sammi to England for no reason.
Wish Granted! Which Steve?
I wish that ptmb was a dolphin.
Wish Granted! he really is!
I wish that people would corrupt all of the above wishes.
Wish Granted, but they were lame corruptions
I wish that people don't corrupt this wish.
Wish Granted. I'm all out of ideas, so I'm just gonna throw a tomatoe at it and call it corrupted
I wish digitxp would corrupt my wish for strawberries.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
the corruptions weren't lame
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Really? I thought they were.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
but you never wished it, implying that you wanted Strawberries to grow out of your new 10 zillion megabuck PC, which turned it into a growing paperweight >:)
I wish I could knit faster.
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... but you only knew how to knit stuffed dolphins
I wish I was able to login to digitxp's site (I get a blank page all the time).
Blue is everything.
I'm moving my site in July the first.
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Yay!!!!! But you're not corrupting the wish. Do you want your actual logo vectorized? If you don't know of what am I talking about, then check your unmoderated comments. I can send it by e-mail if you want.
Blue is everything.
Wish granted, but the wish gets caught in a time storm and doesn't come true until July
I wish JTH stuck the flashdownloader on the frontapage, and it cleared up everybodies problem getting flash.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
but Macromedia had a record stock drop and activated the self-destruct mechanism in flash.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
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...but you couldn't corrupt too
I wish smilies were back
Blue is everything.
but they were pictures of you in the shower!
I wish I had a wish that wished it was a logical wish so that this wish may be granted as a wish and not an illogical wish.
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(sorry for replying, but digitxp wishes are so tricky that I need to see them all the time for being able to corrupt.)
Wish Granted, but as a logical wish, it couldn't be granted, as wishes are mostly fairy tales, and fairy tales are not logical, so the wish of an wish that you wished couldn't be granted because of its illogical part, even being totally logical.
I wish a new rule: that from now on, it can be allowed to corrupt digitxp's wishes in replies, but only his wishes. On other wishes that are not from digitxp, only corrupting trough comments, not replies.
Blue is everything.
bu the you keyboar ha bug lik thi
wis tha m flas wa her
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