Ultamite Menu

I thought I would post some features I would like on the menu (I would have done them myself but I suck at programming):
1. A program that you install onto the computer and then it starts up PAM on insert in case if there is a computer that autorun is disabled.
2. A start button (I know it's been made before) that runs on vista, is draggable, and has an invsibility mode.
3. Perhaps the ability to have cascading menus to launch your document without Windows Explorer.
4. An on the fly encryption program (I know truecrypt, and I know it requires admin privileges, not found in libraries).
5. A drive letter fixing program (I saw these before, but they looked to unstable to use).
6. The ability to run a program on exit of the menu (I know PStart has it, but I don't really like the GUI of Pstart).
7.The included ability to portableize a program(I know of the PAC, but the process is a little lengthy).

Most of these ideas are from U3 (feature rich, quality poor), and most of these have been discussed before, but they seem a little unstable. I'm looking for a menu that include all these features, or perhaps some good add-ons/plugins that'll work with PAM. I know this might not be feasible at the time, though. But thanks in advance!