Auto-Ejection and System Tray Alternative.

First off, I had searched, here, Googol (whoops, I spelled it the right way),and SF.net. I found something, and I do have a U3 drive, but it looks unstable. I know John's working on an auto-eject launcher, but unfortunately, my dad is yelling at me for taking to long to unplug my flash drive now, not in the future. So I would like to request an auto-ejection script and a system tray alternative. The system tray alternative is because the library computers with WinSelect, and that disables the system tray. So I would need a system tray alternative that runs as an application on the taskbar. I know this is rather hard (I can hardly understand Java). Thanks in Advance (maybe in several years)