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Corrupt a Wish Game

(If we can get away with this . . .) :evil:

It's the corrupt a wish game. It's very simple. I make a wish, say, "I wish I could fly" and then you corrupt it- in the form of, "Wish Granted, but Corruption here".

So the corruption of my wish would be: "Wish Granted, but you're afraid of heights, so the power is worthless to you".

Then you make a wish.

I'll go first- I wish I had a 120 gb flash drive.

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Wish granted, but the

Wish granted, but the internal circuitry is dead, so it doesn't work anyway.

I wish I had more time to further my C++ skills.

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Wish granted

Wish granted, but you can't further your C++ skills as every time you have free time, you're in bed with 40ºC (100ºF) fever.

I wish everything/body used OSS license.

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Wish granted

Wish granted, but Microsoft still exists.

I wish I had a MacBook Pro.

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Wish Granted

Wish granted, but a bunch or crazy little leprechauns came and threw it in a fire.

I wish I had a pony.

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Wish granted

But ponies are overrated. The pony eats your flash drive and you get so angry you sell it.

I wish the New York Knicks were at the top of the NBA. (Yeah right! :P)

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Wish Granted

but then basketball got uninvented and in place of it was TaeKwonDo. I wish I knew how to spell superkalafragilisticixpeeealidoshus the right way, and I wish I was a moderator so I can delete this thread!

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Wish granted

wish granted, but then you suddenly develop severe carpal tunnel syndrome making it impossible to type.

I wish I could become a world renown composer of electronic music...

edit... beat me to it

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wish granted, but then the

wish granted, but then the entire world began listening to only country music and classic rock.

i wish i could think of another wish.

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Wish Granted!- But it was a

Wish Granted!- But it was a really lame wish and got corrupted by a person like me.

I wish country music was banned (Sorry!)

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Wish granted, then they

Wish granted, then they removed the ban a few days later.

I wish i were at home sleeping right now.

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Wish granted, but the

Wish granted, but the mattress was lumpy.

I wish I had JTH's password :evil:

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wish granted, you are now

wish granted, however you are now also responsible for all of portableapps.com, the release of the new PA suite and all of the digital signatures on any new apps... etc

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you're right, my mattress is

you're right, my mattress is kinda lumpy lol.

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...

Wish granted, but he changed it 2.11193 seconds before you used it.

I wish my wish wont't be corrupted.

OliverK> you don't live on a cow
IRC: It brings out the best in all of us...Especially when tired.

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Wish Granted, but you screw

Wish Granted, but you screw up the entire thread. (Hehe)

Shoot, I'm going for it -->
Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner, that is what I'd surely like to be. . .
For if I were and Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would surely be in love with me

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Wish Granted

Wish Granted, but, the Oscar Meyer Weiner changes management, so they change the formula and everybody hates you. }:)

I wish that I am not making a stupid wish.

Blue is everything.

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Wish Granted

but "stupid" is changed to pointless. Blum

I wish it was June.

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Wish granted, but June is

Wish granted, but June is abusive, so now ur looking for a new relationship. (I know you really meant the month, but it was easier to corrupt when taken out of context)

I wish I had $100,000 US.

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Wish Granted, but...

Wish granted, you must be very happy :D. But... Pardon there's a market crash, and that amount of money is the same as nothing!!! Shock
HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! }:)

I wish... I was rich Wink

Blue is everything.

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Wish granted, but after a

Wish granted, but after a peaceful change of government in your home country, all the rich must equally divide their $$ among the poor.

I wish i had a watermelon.

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Wish granted

but someone peed in it, oh and it also had maggots in it.

I wish i knew the plural of life. (Not the meaning, just the plural of the word life)

OliverK> you don't live on a cow
IRC: It brings out the best in all of us...Especially when tired.

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Wish Granted,

but you failed math 'cuz you used a calculator to find the cube root of six, and the IQ test says your IQ is 59 (F).
I wish I hade my own computer, that doesn't break, that I can use, and will not be taken away from me.

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Wish granted, but it gets

Wish granted, but it gets lots of viruses.

I wish .NET could be portable without things like thinstall.

cowsay Moo
cowthink 'Dude, why are you staring at me.'

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Wish Granted

but microsoft decided to sell .NET to thinstall and thinstall ruled the world!!!!!!
(BTW, not breaking counts as no viruses...)
I wish I had a stuffed dolphin named dolphin...

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Wish

granted but it turned out that it was actually a real dolphin and you got arrested for keeping endangered animals. I wish that Toucan 2 would program itself.

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Wish granted

but then you'd get arrested for creating a self-evolving super-virus. I wish I had an IBook.

"What about Love?" - "Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate." - Al Pacino in The Devils Advocate

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Wish granted, but...

Wish granted, but than you let the iBook fall from the 30th floor accidentally.

I wish I could remember of a funny wish related with the cube root of 216 Biggrin

Blue is everything.

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Wish ganted, but...

digitxp changes his sig.

I wish PortableApps hit #1 on Sourceforge and stayed there. (Is anybody willing to corrupt that?)

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Sure- I'll take a crack,

Sure- I'll take a crack, hehe :evil:

Wish Granted!- But now more people whine (not you) about when the next release will come out, and we can't play our fun little game here anymore because of the torrent of vistors.:evil:
That wasn't such a great corruption Sad

Now the hard part-
I wish I could be, under the sea, in an octopuses garden, in the shade.

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wish granted but..

you picked the wrong sea. Due to Global Warming your sea and shade is gone and there is nothing but salt lakes......

I wish I wouldn't have a exam tomorrow.

"What about Love?" - "Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate." - Al Pacino in The Devils Advocate

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Wish granted

but you only didn't have it because you were sick, causing you to miss the next 7 exams as well. Semms you failed at life 101...

I wish I had an Eee PC ant nothing bad would happen to it. ?_? Willing to corrupt that?

OliverK> you don't live on a cow
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Wish Granted (can't we remember other title for the comments?)

Yeah, sure! Wish Granted, but it is stolen (it hadn't happened it nothing bad, it still is ok, but with another guy).

I wish I stole roamer's EeePC from his wish Biggrin (easy to corrupt)

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Wish granted, but now that

Wish granted, but now that he doesnt have it, bad stuff can happen to it. Your solid state hard drive overheats and explodes.

I wish I didn't have to work to make money.

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Wish Granted The money comes

Wish Granted

The money comes from a play set.
Thus it didn't work.

Try this-
I wish for this night-time to last for a life-time
The darkness around me - shores of a solar sea
Oh how I wish to go down with the sun

Cookie to who gets it Smile

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Wish granted

Wish granted, but your wish made so little sense that the laws of physics could not uphold it and the entire universe was vaporized.

I wish that I had a plethora of possums. Blum

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Wish granted...

Wish granted, but unfortunately you are now a possum as well; merely one in a crowd of thousands. Later, for no apparent reason, they elect you leader of the possums, only to revolt against you after finding your unorthodox style of leadership to be to much for the possum mind to handle; and during the great possum revolt, seeing no other alternative, they eat you to forever secure their freedom.

I wish someone would welcome me to the forums. Smile

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Wish

granted, but also to welcome you we set your home PC up as the sole PortableApps.com sever, causing it to crash and burn.

I wish to see how small we can get these reply boxes!

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Wish granted

But John locks the topic.

I wish that Microsoft would release Vista SP1 sooner.

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Wish Granted

but SP1 was for industrial use only.
I wish I knew more imaginary #'s than i.

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Wish granted

but you forget all real numbers.

I wish I had never seen this topic (it's so addicting).

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Wish Granted- But aren't you

Wish Granted- But aren't you having so much fun? Shock

I wish the new Pidgin Portable would come out.

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Not saying wish granted

Wish granted, but then a new version comes out and you need to wait over and over again.

I wish... (wait a second, I'm thinking) that the new beta of the menu comes out. Biggrin

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Wish Granted

but it turns out John made it payware... Sad
I wish I made a flawless wish.

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Your wish is granted

Your wish is granted, flawless in every way, however it lasts only for an infinitesimal moment so you don't really get to enjoy it at all...

I wish everyone here at PortableApps peace, longevity, and prosperity.

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I said it and I say it again. I wont say Wish Granted

I said it and I say it again. I wont say Wish Granted. Ok, wish granted. But as we're all in peace, we don't care anymore about computers and portabe apps. So this forum gets dead.

I wish I knew how to program in Python/C/C++ or any other of those.

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Wish granted, but then

Wish granted, but then computers get so smart that they program themselves.

I wish I had a better understanding of JAVA, SQL, the JMETER test framework, and how to make them play nice with eachother.

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hmmm...

Wish granted, but then Microsoft threw .NET in to the mix and screwed it all up.

OK, (this will be stupid but...)
*singsong-like* I wish, I wish I was a fish!!! *stops talking and starts laughing, alot, at his own stupidity*

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Wish granted

But you didn't get any gills, and died immediately.

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Well...

The only uncorrupted wish has been granted, but in your rush you must have forgot to put said uncorruptable wish in. Way to fail. (lol)

I wish I had a good internet connection, reasonable price ($30 or less), and nothing would happen to my computer or internet connention.

OliverK> you don't live on a cow
IRC: It brings out the best in all of us...Especially when tired.

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Wish Granted,

But then, by a freak russian counter terrorist movement, they seize every possible cable to train agents with a giant Unreal Tournament LAN party.

I wish i had a decent MP3 player.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Ok, I say Wish Granted

Wish Granted, but you don't have nothing to put in it.

I wish someone here invented a nice wish for me to wish.

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Wish granted

But it turns out to be so good, it makes you jealous, and you wish you never made that wish.

I wish that Yahoo could come up with a way to avoid being bought out by Microsoft.

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wish granted

but then Google would buy it Sad

I wish I had a fish cause I am hungry.

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A wish has been granted

Wish Granted, but the fish is old and you don't want to eat it.

I wish I had a home (media) server.

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Wish granted

but it crashed, then cought on fire, then was attacked by rabbid bunnies, then exploded.

I wish for more web space for my site.

OliverK> you don't live on a cow
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Wish Granted

..., but you don't have nothing to put on that extra space.

I wish I had an extra wide high res screen so I don't get annoyed with these replies that screw up the forum layout.

Blue is everything.

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but the tv installers installed it sideways, so now it's even worse.
I wish I didn't get interrupted using the pc all the time...

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Wish granted

Wish granted, you have suddenly forgotten how to operate a pc so no more interruptions.

I wish JTH would post his wish in this thread.

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Wish

granted, but he wishes to lock the thread, so it's all over.

I wish that I had more free time.

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Wish granted

but your mom makes you spend all your free time eating ice cream at baskin robbins.
I wish I had a more comfortable chair.

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Wish granted, but it's so

Wish granted, but it's so comfortable that you fall asleep soon after sitting down and are no longer productive on the computer.

I wish my room would clean itself.

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Wish granted

But it soon develops an intelligence that it uses to take over the world.

I wish I had better photography skills.

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Wish Granted

But then you realise wasting $50000 on new photo equipment is pointless, so you start to cry, knowing that all of your new skills are going to waste. So then you buy said equipment, yet every photography job has been filled by trained monkeys. You turn into a monkey, just so you can get a job. How do you like that monkey-boy?

I wish I was a monkey, too... Cry

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But you left your brain on the top cabinet during the transformation.I wish John would visit me to say hi, and not hurt me...

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Wish granted

but on his way home, he died in a car crash. Now who will update our apps?!? Shock

If I could have just one more wish, I would like a tasty fish!

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Wish granted. But your

Wish granted. But your tasty fish came from McDonalds.
I can't decide which smiley to use- :o Blum Smile
Take your pick

I wish that this css would break sometime soon.

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Wish granted

but not on this site Blum

I wish Firefox 3 was here.

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Wish granted (not really)

but you have no way to download or use it.

I wish to see how far to the right this thread will go before getting locked or edited by a MOD.

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Wish Granted

but you decided to cover your eyes on this site until this thread was deleted...
I wish I could watch TV.

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Wish Granted

But the flatscreen falls of the wall, and injurs your Chiwawa. Your parents come in and blame it all on you.

I wish I had a brain. Smile

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Wish granted.

But your brain broke since you assumed that I had a wall flatscreen (it's on a stand, 46 in. HDTV), and a chiwawa (I like stuffed dolphins better).
I wish John would get jealous of somebody and want revenge.

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Wish Granted

Wish granted, but he wants it from YOU!!! Biggrin Wink Shock }:) Blum

I wish I had a nice impossible wish like all of yours (While I don't I wish a next generation console).

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Wish granted

But the wish is so impossible that so many people try to figure it out, and they can't, so everyone stops playing this game.

I wish Patrick could spell ("Chiwawa" is spelled "Chihuahua") Blum

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Wish Granted

But then you can't spell anymore. Blum Blum

I wish John joined the fun in this thread.

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Wish Granted

But he got bored and decided to delete the thread. I wish I had a better flash drive.

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Wish Granted

But then Flash Drives got outdated and everyone got portable hard drives instead.
I wish John would buy an office for Portableapps and people can visit for support and stuff... Smile

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Wish granted

But the office is in a remote place where no one has PCs.

I wish I knew why you granted your own wish? Pardon

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Wish granted

But when you figured it out, you wish you had never known. BTW, that would kill me if I couldn't spell. Blum

I wish that I had a million mongooses. Blum

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Wish granted (sounds familliar)

Wish granted, but unfortunately you are now a possum, I mean a mongoose as well; merely one in a crowd of thousands, I mean millions. Later, for no apparent reason, they elect you leader of the possums, I mean mongooses, only to revolt against you after finding your unorthodox style of leadership to be to much for their mind to handle; and during the great mongoose revolt, seeing no other alternative, they eat you to forever secure their freedom.

I wish that I knew what the plural of mongooses was (mongeese? mongooses?)

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i wish...

i wish that i could wish for anything.

Zoop

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Wish granted, but because

Wish granted, but because you can now wish for anything, you have too many choices and you drive yourself mad thinking about all the different wishes you could make.

I wish the Audacity 1.3x branch would become stable.

PS: You forgot to grant and corrupt the previous wish.

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Yeah, yeah, wish granted

but then comes out the 1.4.x branch that is even more unstable that the 1.3.x but it has some new features that are essential to you. }:)

I wish Microsoft gets... well... kind of... dead. Biggrin

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Wish granted, but then Bill

Wish granted, but then Bill can no longer offer the Microsoft development tools (Visual Studio, XNA Game Studio, Expression Studio...) for free to all registered college students. (yes it's real, they just started the program, it's called DreamSpark)

I wish there was an open source web spider that could detect pages without file extensions.

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Well...

Wish granted, but it got too smart and deleted the internet because a web group decided to take it down.

I wish for 2000 unuopened, untouched, and unharmed cases of redbull.

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IRC: It brings out the best in all of us...Especially when tired.

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Wish Granted! But they were

Wish Granted!
But they were empty.

I wish somebody would use the add new comment button up at the top.

Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world

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Wish Granted

but the add new comment button malfunctions and places the comment as a response to yours.

I wish i lost all my worldly possessions and was miserable for the rest of my life
(reverse psychology)

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Wish Granted

But you died after you lost all your 'worldly possessions'. Not reverse Psychology :P. I wish that the library was free'er...

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Wish Granted

But there were way more taxes and your mom and dad succumbed to making you eat crackers for lunch.
I wish I could print the NSIS manual.

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Wish Granted

But after printing the 3204 page compiled help using the button clearly labeled 'Print' :P, your dog runs off with it where it bursts into flames and ignites your plush dolphin.

(8) I wish I had a million dollars...

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But

Wish Granted but it came from a monopoly set and is therefore wothless
I wish that all messenger programs would combine (msn mesenger yahoo etc..)

If one is one, and two is most certainly two, two might also be one.

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