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I wish John emailed me the new Platform yesterday.
Wish granted- but ClamAv nuked it with false positives so you would never get it back. And just as you started playing with all the pretty features too.
I wish that this thread would have as many replies as the 1.1 beta 4 test
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
but after one more reply, Drupal couldn't handle the whole thing and the whole site collapsed. Because of you. Can you live with that? :evil:
I wish Drupal could handle longer threads.
"What about Love?" - "Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate." - Al Pacino in The Devils Advocate
but after one more reply, Drupal couldn't handle the whole thing and the whole site collapsed. Because of you. Can you live with that?Yeah- I can deal with that! :evil:
Wish granted! But then this post becomes ridiculously long and thus ruins your wish corruption. Hehe.
I wish I could get Mepis to run off my portable hard drive.
but after running Mepis from your Portable HDD, your Windows version kill your portable HDD partition and blowing Mepis away
i wish john created FULL theming option (text, button, user pic hide...) for the new pam version.
Hell was full, so I came back!!!
Sorry for my lousy English!!!
but it was so complicated, you couldn't figure out how to use it.
I wish I knew why the computers at school sucked so much...
but then you graduated high school when you found out and when you went to college, the computers are so slow it takes longer to save a text file than to make toast :evil:
I wish keyboarding was more fun and I could plug in my portableapps there...
Insert original signature here with Greasemonkey Script.
but then they bought those slow computers from my college and used them instead.
I wish i knew how to find the integral for e^x
but then you forgot the derivative of ln x
(Yes, I'm learning calculus too).
I wish I had a flawless Pc.
but it was stolen because everyone coveted it.
I wish all music was hard rock.
cowthink 'Dude, why are you staring at me.'
but it got too loud in the world and people banned music.
I wish I knew better NSis
but then it turns out NSIS is a government conspiracy.
i wish i had a laptop than runs something better than my current windows 3.11.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Wish Granted. However, people stopd using Windows and everyone switched to mac.
i wish i had an army of ponies.
If one is one, and two is most certainly two, two might also be one.
but then they stompled on you and took over the world! }:)
I wish I had a better flash drive.
But then you lost it at school.
I wish I had a Mac.
...But the gift of God is eternal life through Christ. Romans 6:23
Wish granted: But the macintosh got a virus and the whole thing crashed
I wish that nobody charged for their programs. (This should be easy to corrupt)
Simplifying daily life through technology
Wish Granted! But ofcourse the programmers, not getting paid for their work soon stopped creating software. ppl couldnt fix computers or play new games and civiliasation as we no it ceased to exist!
I wish that my army of poines decided to stomple digit as well as me!
(this shuld actually be hard to corrupt cuz they alredy stompled me =P)
Anyway, wish granted, but they stompled Ryan and Patrick instead, 'cuz digitxp (me) decided to put a detour in front of him.
I wish free stuff never had a catch.
but there is no more free stuff.
I wish Xenon would write code for itself.
but you had to write a lot of code to make Xenon code itself, therefore you decided you'd rather code Xenon yourself.
I wish there were no such things as curse words.
wish granted but since people had no way to vent their anger on words they decided to just make digit into a humen punching bag wud work for me jokes luv ya digit.
umm i wish that my wish wud be corrupted by patrick
But then I fail to think of a good corruption and just pretend like nothing happened.
I wish I was in the sky w/ Lucy and some diamonds.
but then u woke up and found out it was a dream
I wish i found portableapps when it was first made
Please search before posting. ~Thanks
wish granted but then the fabric of space and time collapsed cuz u found out about PA too early.
i wish that i was the president of the usa
You weren't. Problem solved.
Haha, I screwed this up pretty good.
i wish patrick wasnt such a noob!
We cant afford Patrick to be a noob as we need his moderator-skillz.
I wish the forecast wouldn't say "RAIN" for the next days.
but then the forecast said 'ThunderStorm' for the next few months, and they also made it illegal to immigrate in Germany! :evil:
I wish I could use the school PC's better.
but then they kick you out of school
i wish i could get collin to play me in chess online (i dont lose if i play online)
Wish granted, but you forgot how to play and made a fool of yourself.
I wish I had an english copy of Super Smash Brothers Brawl
but you got brain surgery unexpectedly and they replaced your english with czechoslovakian.
I wish I had a pc.
But it was a windows 98'
wish i was a cool kidd
but you kidded so you became cool cube in somebody's lemonade.
I wish I could get a better videocam.
But it was nly the next model up which ended up being worse than ur current one
I wish that i could make things portable easier
but then you ended up not wanting portable stuff
I wish I had better programming skills
but by the time you learn your codes, all of them are outsourced for better codes.
i wish i know what to wish for next.(heyooooo!)
Now you used up your wish so now you can't wish for it
I wish that more of my friends had Super Smash Brothers brawl.
But the game got smashed!
I wish I could get my project computer to work.
But it took that much time that when you finished it it was as outdated as those 1960 PCs
I wish Firefox 3 final was released soon and compliant with the new Acid 3 test.
Blue is everything.
but then they guy made an acid 4 test and he got paid by Microsoft so that only IE could pass is
I wish I had my own TV.
But the tv you got was old, and didn't have cable input!
I wish that Firefox didn't rely on Java using the registry,
and that you could just type in where Java was.
But then there was no java
i wish digit would corrupt my frends wish
"I wish i had a big [beep]"
wish granted, but digit corrupted the wish so badly his comment was removed and you never saw it. as for the [beep] wish...that is granted as well, but the beep was so big and loud that it made you lose your hearing. (see i corrupted it without being dirty)
I wish there was a module to convert the layout of a java project to XML.
The developer formerly known as ZGitRDun8705
Wish Granted, but people didn't like the end results and decided to declare the xml conversion was not pratical and stuck with the original project layout
I wish I had enough money to buy everyone a brand new gaming laptop with their choice of OS and programs
your friendly neighbourhood moderator Zach Thibeau
but you spent so much money that you couldent buy games for them! and they were so powerfull that every time you turned them on, they burned your lap from the shear heat.
i wish my computer wasn't a 400 Mhz piece of shiznit!
Wish Granted, from thibeaz's wish sergentsiler got a gaming laptop but was unable to use it because it bunred his lap from the shear heat.
I wish that I could quit my Job and relax for 2 months
but on your vacation, someone gets your credit card and steals all of your money so you cant stay on vacation.
i wish my lap wasn't burned from the shear heat of "my gaming laptop".
Wish Granted, but the laptop was already overheated you had to buy a new laptop
I wish I had a credit card so that people can steal it (HA CORRUPT THIS :D)
so someone DID steal it! and ruined your credit in 3.4 seconds.
i wish thibeaz could come up with a wish i couldent corrupt! (he he!)
Wish Granted, thibeaz never got a credit card in his life and realized his credit was already ruined because of late loan payments and thus confused poor siler into rethinking his wish
I wish Stargate-SG1: The Ark of Truth becomes mine today
But then this topic ended, because there was no way to continue.
I wish more applications were Open Source.
but then 10 times more apps were developed and they were all closed source.
i wish that you could just get windows and avoide all of that WPA and registration crap.
wish granted but i stole it from you because i have wanted it since the instant i heard about it!
previous wish withstanding.
but then they made it a standard BIOS function, and only on bioses that didnt have internet access.
i wish i knew how to change windows xp to look like windows 3.1, including the silly 2 little arrows.
but then you went blind.
i wish photoshop was opensource and free.
Wish Granted, but then Development of Photoshop went totally wrong and lost sight of it's original programing and was scraped as a result
I wish I had a million dollars (hehe reminds me of that aweful song :P)
but then the dollar fell to a value of less than 3 cents so it was more like 5 bucks.
i wish i knew how to code actionscript.
but then you found the only compiler that actually has the required features only works on beOS, but beOS is gone }:).
I wish MarkoMLM would make it easier to understand his updater.
but then he switched to a different version rendering your knowledge of it obsolete.
i wish i could compile PAM themes better. (Working on it!)
but your work got transfered to the TV, which you wanted to leave off, so then you couldn't get any themes to compile }:)
I wish my dad would let me use the PC more.
but as soon as he let you, you got the midas touch and turned the computer into a solid piece of gold rendering it useless.
i wish i had enought money to finaly buy all of the parts for the computer i am going to build.
but then once u did, you for got how to use a computer.
i wish we hadnt run out of things to wish for
but then ther really were no things to wish for.
i wish the computers in my comp graphics class were not so neglected.
Wish granted: But then when they looked at them, they were so outdated, it would cost $300000 to update them
I wish I never got the "USB device not recognised" sign of death.
[Moderator SL wishes Drupal wouldn't allow double posts :)]
but you got the "USB Devce Not Compattable" message of death instead.
i wish Mac users would realize that they werent so superior.
(as proven in an article in the june 2007 pc world magazene where some guy hacked a mack book pro in 11.5 hours and declared that OS X 10.5 was LESS SECURE THAN WINDOWS VISTA)
But then Linux users got superior and with reason to back it up, so you couldn't get annoyed with them.
I wish that there weren't posts nor articles saying that OS y is superior to OS z without reasons to support that (that would be good for superiority problems, huh?)
[myself pretending to be a moderator says "Wish Granted, but then John didn't install the plug-in for that "]
[Moderator SL says impersonating a mod will not be tolerated, I would IP ban you but he hasn't installed that module either ]
but people then started that on software }:).
Oh, impersonating a mod is perfectly fine as long as other mods don't see it :P.
I wish my dad would let me do homework.
but then you forgot how to do it in the first place! \(^^)/
i wish gateway and dell would just fall into a ditch and be forgotten. (Cuz they suck)
But then came some brands even worse!
I wish Vista SP1 already came in pt-PT (and that my PC didn't needed a new network card for running decently Linux)
[Myself pretending to be JTH says that a mod joking about IP banning someone will not be tolerated, and I would IP ban you and remove you the status of mod but I don't have intentions of installing those modules ]
but then microsoft pulled SP2 out of nowhere!
[I Wish people would stop impersonating mods and admins - sergentsiler pretending to be a mod]
Wish granted. But I got to ban you anyway :)!
I wish, I wish, um, I wish someone would make a wish for me.
but then that person wished that you went to jail }:)
I wish Oliver Krystal went to Juvenile Detentions for Juvenile Delinquents.
but since you were his accomplice, you go with him.
I wish I could run executables on the darn library computers.
but then they disabled internet:P
I wish I had more NSIS skills
then PA switched to AutoIt and AutoHotkey.
I wish that I had a program that removed bugs from software.
granted, but it removed all the non-errors as well, and deleting you program as well as all backups! }:)
I wish I had more spring break.
(Better dev help :P)
But as you didn't wait for the previous wish to be granted, and the PortableApps.com Forum members are so many that when everybody moved to there the space time continuum collapsed and the universe didn't exist anymore.
I wish I wasn't sick.
but then you died.
i wish that the "Vista An" theme i had on my grandmother's computer was more complete.
Wish granted, but it looked like XP.
I wish I had infinite burnable CDs and DVDs.
Wish granted, but the CDs weren't compatable with your PC.
I wish that PortableApps developers would check more carefully for bugs before release.
Wish granted. But the bugs got cleverer and were harder to fix, thus, nothing ever got realeased again.
I wish I had a cheeseburger, fries and a coke.
but they were cold.
i wish that my xp computer would recognize my cd-rw drive for more than a month so i could actually burn some cd's!
but you lost all the stuff you wanted to burn, and it turned out it thinks all the discs are corrupted.
I wish I had a PDA
but it was one of thoes crappy generic ones with the monocromatic display and no fetures.
i wish HP would provide info on overclocking there systems so i would know right away what i could do.
but it was written in an unkown language, therefor you and no one else could read it.
I wish it was spring break for my school already.
OliverK> you don't live on a cow
IRC: It brings out the best in all of us...Especially when tired.
but you got a cold during spring break, @102 Degrees.
you forgot to wish, so.....bleh.
i wish we had flash 9 on all of my school computers.
The copy was illegally downloaded, so everyone in the school got arrested
I wish that people wouldn't forget to wish for something
but you didnt know what to wish for.
i wish i was more graphically skilled like neorame.
But then you couldn't find a free program good enough to make the graphics
I wish that programs never had bugs in them