So I go download portable nethack, because I don't want to install an app.
To my surprise, the downloaded file is an exe.
In my books, a portable app does not require installation. So what's up with the executable? I expected a zip that I could extract to a folder, and I expected to see NethackW.exe inside that zip, so I could simply run it.
There are a lot of reasons why it's setup this way. It's explained in: Why PortableApps.com Format and a PortableApps.com Installer?.
Sometimes, the impossible can become possible, if you're awesome!