Here is mine:
OS: Fedora Core or OpenSUSE OR Ubuntu
Window Manager: Beryl and Blackbox
Desktop Environments: Blackbox, and GNOME
Compatibility layer: CrossOver Linux and/or Wine + Wine-Doors (an addon to Wine that is ,I think a fork or a similarity to WineTools but better and less dangerous to Wine)
Hardware:
Can;t decide yet but it will have lots of expensive and lavish hardware.
Plus a floppy drive
It will be a Desktop computer with a PCI wireless card or a USB wireless device
Plus CD-RW,DVD-RW,Blu-Ray (read and write), HD-DVD (read and write) combo drives (if possible to have 1 or 2, 1 for CD and DVD and the other for HD-DVD or Blu-Ray or just 1 combo drive.