I have found a portable Microsoft office on the web - comparing this with open office microsft is way better.
The download link is here:
[Link removed by Moderator RM: 2 problems: not Open Source and illegal.]
Password: [See above]
The download link isn't garunteed to last forever so if it's good enough It would be good to - move it soon.
Extract the RAR with winRAR or 7-zip to your portable device - I've put it on my portable apps menu
[Moderator RM: Closed topic as it has degraded into discussions about warez]