Well I decided to do an unofficial AutoDetector while we await on the wheels of John. Currently it's not even working. I'm hoping somebody more experienced with AutoHotKey might be able to point out my flaws? Thanks for any help you may be able to give. Just remember I'm not that good with AHK.
Loop { If Process, Exist, Portableapps.exe { break } else { DriveGet, Path, List, REMOVABLE Run %Path%:\StartPortableApps.exe } }