You are here

Corrupt-A-Wish Season X

551 posts / 0 new
Last post
gluxon
gluxon's picture
Offline
Last seen: 2 years 5 months ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-06-21 19:26
Wish Granted...

But it did happen.

I wish ptmb would hurry up with the corruption of this wish.

José Pedro Arvela
Offline
Last seen: 4 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2007-07-10 07:29
Wish Quickly Granted...

...but my corruption sucked and I didn't remember of a wish.

I wish I had a better wish.

Blue is everything.

gluxon
gluxon's picture
Offline
Last seen: 2 years 5 months ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-06-21 19:26
Wish Granted...

But then it didn't come true.

Edit: My wish is that nobody will see my previous comment

José Pedro Arvela
Offline
Last seen: 4 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2007-07-10 07:29
Wish --not-- Granted...

...because then John and the other mods got sick of corrupt a wish and deleted all threads.

Wish in here.

Blue is everything.

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish not granted...

you didnt wish so i couldent grant and corrupt it Biggrin

i wish for everyone to post here instead of season 10.

Zoop

gluxon
gluxon's picture
Offline
Last seen: 2 years 5 months ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-06-21 19:26
Wish Granted...

Wish granted but then you took it over with your non-awesome powers and then told everybody to come back over there.

I wish people would stop forgetting to with.

solanus
solanus's picture
Offline
Last seen: 8 years 3 months ago
Joined: 2006-01-21 19:12
Wish granted...

but your sentence makes no sense, so that even though everyone was "remembering to with", their confusion built up in their minds until their heads exploded, except for the few people that switched the "t" with an "s", who all made wishes.

I wish I could afford to put solar panels on my house.

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.

Oni-Neoxes
Oni-Neoxes's picture
Offline
Last seen: 9 years 7 months ago
Joined: 2008-08-02 12:02
The Sun!

Wish Granted but then the sun never risen up!!!

I Wish I had School!
XD

solanus
solanus's picture
Offline
Last seen: 8 years 3 months ago
Joined: 2006-01-21 19:12
Wish Granted

But then you saw that was a school that was ruled by ghouls and tools and the shallow end of the gene pool, and you'll keep ending up in a duel with a fool who'll school you and rule you from now until Yule, and that ain't cool.

I wish that Portable Apps would have a site in Esperanto or Latin or maybe Aramaic.

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.

gluxon
gluxon's picture
Offline
Last seen: 2 years 5 months ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-06-21 19:26
Wish Grante...

BUT THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!! NOBODY CAN WISH FOR SCHOOL! IT'S LIKE WISHING FOR TORTURE!!! SO I'M GOING TO CORRUPT YOUR WISH 6 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish Granted but....

They kicked you out, so even if there was school you couldn't get in.

The teachers (a.k.a. The meanies) made you take gym the whole day. And that's not exactly school.

you were sick.

you were the evil kind of sick, so they banned you.... again.

ptmb rescued you and tied you to your bed for the whole day. ( Cry how could you).

Oni-Neoxes
Oni-Neoxes's picture
Offline
Last seen: 9 years 7 months ago
Joined: 2008-08-02 12:02
lulz

Its called psychology. Thanks for getting me out of school!!
XD

solanus:
Wish Granted but nobody ever replayed in those sub-forums

I Wish For Reversed Psychology!

solanus
solanus's picture
Offline
Last seen: 8 years 3 months ago
Joined: 2006-01-21 19:12
Cia volo estas satigi!

but you never really wanted reverse psychology, did you? You're way too observant to be taken in by such transparent attempts to manipulate you. As a matter of fact, you realize that all of psychology is a crock, and the only real way to deal with life is through Appliantology, so you play your dad's Frank Zappa records until you find yourself living out the story of Joe's Garage.

I wish that there were more people that understood my cultural references.

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.

kai.inouye
kai.inouye's picture
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-02-03 20:12
Wish Granted,

Wish Granted, but what exactly is that?
I wish for some money. :-DD

Bruce Pascoe
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2006-01-15 16:14
Wish Granted

but it was counterfeit. Wink

I wish OpenOffice.org Portable 3.0 would be released.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wiah Granted

But MS had purchased the software so it was still buggy, became closed source and came with a $200 price tag for it or any other previous version(Please God never let this happen).

I wish PA.com made enough profits of ads anddonations so as to support the devs working full time on apps.

PortableApps.com Advocate

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

but the money came from non OSS projects Biggrin

i wish 000webhost would fix the server where my site is located since i have had multiple MySQL crashes as well as it just not showing up alltogether like today. Sad

Zoop

Bruce Pascoe
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2006-01-15 16:14
Wish granted,

but they spent so much money fixing it that they went out of business the next day...

I wish for more wishes.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

But you used them all up on pointless wishes to the point that everyone got so annoyed they formed a strike team and invaded your house, stole your pcs, usbs and everything that resembled pc hardware. Then to be safe in future broke everyone of your fingers Blum jk

I wish Tupac Amaru Shakur was still alive.

PortableApps.com Advocate

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

but he died the next day Biggrin

i wish i could use FTP at my school (out server proxy some how blocks it):(

Zoop

kai.inouye
kai.inouye's picture
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-02-03 20:12
Wish Granted

Wish Granted, but they blocked the HTTP and HTTPS.
I wish for something called nothing. :-DD

TaffinFoxcroft
TaffinFoxcroft's picture
Offline
Last seen: 9 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2006-12-14 17:24
wish granted...

but then you got something.
i wish i could get my homemade python IRC client to work through a proxy.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish granted

But after being on for 30 seconds and exclaiming how cool it was your electricity went hay wire, screwing your modem, shredding your data and setting your room on fire. In your rush to save and your forgot your pc so all your usbs, hardrives and everything that could store half a byte was destroyed. Sad

I wish my girl would take less than an hour to get ready to go out.

PortableApps.com Advocate

TaffinFoxcroft
TaffinFoxcroft's picture
Offline
Last seen: 9 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2006-12-14 17:24
wish granted, but she read

wish granted, but she read that and dumped you.
i wish i had a girlfriend (and a life).

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish granted

But she was unattractive, overweight and bullied you around a lot (And made your life a whole lot worse as she didn't work and expected you to support her financially).

I wish I could figure out how to change the button icons on the iPhone menu mod theme.

PS. Good corruption Taffin.

PortableApps.com Advocate

TaffinFoxcroft
TaffinFoxcroft's picture
Offline
Last seen: 9 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2006-12-14 17:24
wish granted, but it involved

wish granted, but it involved installing an unstable iLinux build.
i wish i knew the stats of my school's new computers.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

kai.inouye
kai.inouye's picture
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-02-03 20:12
Wish Granted...

Wish Granted, but they "banned" you from the computers.
I wish for NON-conterfeit money.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

But with the economic crisis the money became worth less than the paper it was printed on.

I wish everyone would wish for PAM 1.5 and no one corrupted it and the menu came out with all the requested features and more.

PortableApps.com Advocate

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

but you switched to linux only and the PAM still didnt work on linux. also, everyone else could enjoy it but you because we are on windows.

i wish i could find more stuff for the c64 emu that i am working with

Zoop

Msingh32
Offline
Last seen: 13 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-04-30 14:56
wish granted....

you found stuff to do but then you computer and everything you touch goes to a BSD(Blue Screen of Death for those who done know what it means).

I wish i had more time to finish my AP class work and got better at soccer tricks.

New to Making Portable apps, but not to portable apps

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

but as a commodore 64 doesnt have a BSoD, i un granted your wish Biggrin

i wish i was better at flash animation

Zoop

solanus
solanus's picture
Offline
Last seen: 8 years 3 months ago
Joined: 2006-01-21 19:12
Wish Granted

But you became so good that you created an anime cartoon with those crazy eyes that caused everyone to go into seizures, and you had to go into hiding.

I wish I had a fish.

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

you can have my feeder fish that has some how turned into a small coi fish (not kidding), but it died as soon as you got it Biggrin

i wish PivotMasterDX would release SFOC 4 already!

Zoop

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wiah Granted

http://au.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=ZQHwXVF0iqc

But the clips is pretty lame (What can I say, after nearly 2 weeks looks like you beat us with this)

I wish all software, games and everything became free and/or OSS

PortableApps.com Advocate

gluxon
gluxon's picture
Offline
Last seen: 2 years 5 months ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-06-21 19:26
Wish Granted

But nobody on the internet could make any money, so they came to you house, and robbed your head, sold it, and now, you're headless.

I wish I knew why in the world Google made Chrome OSS but forbidded anybody to redistribute it.

solanus
solanus's picture
Offline
Last seen: 8 years 3 months ago
Joined: 2006-01-21 19:12
Wish granted...

But then Google forbade you from telling anyone, so you went all bibbledy.

I wish I spoke every language flawlessly.

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

But then the people who robbed me robbed you and viciously beat you into a coma. When you awoke you could only speak and write sentences using a different language for each word making it impossible for anyone to have any meaningful communication with you. In the end your loneliness led you into a life as a forest hermit. After years of solitude one day Yogi Bear broke into your house to steal honey. You defended yourself heroicly and killed Yogi but then his whole family and their affilliated bear gangs and bear crews stormed your house and beat the living hell out of you. Being peace loving bears like Yogi they didn't kill you but left you paralysed on the floor of your hermit cabin where you excruciatingly slowly died from dehydration, starvation, blood loss and exposure.

I wish for world peace Blum

PortableApps.com Advocate

Bruce Pascoe
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2006-01-15 16:14
lol!

That was funny!

Anyway, wish granted, but then the world was too peaceful and it got boring. Wink

I wish my 16 GB flash drive wasn't so slow!

gluxon
gluxon's picture
Offline
Last seen: 2 years 5 months ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-06-21 19:26
Wish Granted....

But the drive only became faster because it reduced it's size.

So now it can only hold 1 byte of storage (that's tiny).

I wish more people would post here, I'm desperate for more answers.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

But it was a completely useless post - https://portableapps.com/node/16594#comment-103093

I wish for a day off tomorrow

PortableApps.com Advocate

solanus
solanus's picture
Offline
Last seen: 8 years 3 months ago
Joined: 2006-01-21 19:12
Desejo Assegnato...

aber tu sov celý päivä et managinip te πήρα loka-eksamen hela nap.

Yo wunsch io a putut paroli Saesneg igen!

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Esperanto??

I'm guessing this is payback for the Yogi Bear attack? Blum

Well Google Translates autodetect is esperanto but... I'll have a go at breaking this up

EDIT: I GIVE UP!!!

This was payback for the Yogi Bear attack. Heres what Ive managed to decrypt. I hope someone else can fill in the ???'s

Desejo Assegnato...
aber tu sov celý päivä et managinip te p??a loka-eksamen hela nap.
Yo wunsch io a putut paroli Saesneg igen!

Wish Granted...
But you slept whole day and dream ??? ??? crank-examination whole sleep.
I wish I ??? could speak English again

[Portuguese] [Italian]
[German] [Italian] [Swedish] [Slovak] [Finnish] [French] [Fillipino] [???] [???] [Filipino] [Swedish] [???] [Spanish] [German] [Italian] [Romanian] [Esperanto] [Welsh] [Danish]

After going thru this I have to say - "SOLANUS!!! YOUR AN EVIL MAN"

Blum

PortableApps.com Advocate

José Pedro Arvela
Offline
Last seen: 4 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2007-07-10 07:29
Figuring out the wish...

This is what I managed to far from your basis:

Desejo Assegnato...
aber tu sov celý päivä et managinip te πήρα loka-eksamen hela nap.
Yo wunsch io a putut paroli Saesneg igen!

Wish Granted...
But you slept whole day and dream ??? crank-examination took whole sleep.
I wish I ??? could speak English again

[Portuguese] [Italian]...
[German] [Italian] [Swedish] [Slovak] [Finnish] [French] [Fillipino] [?Afrikaans?] [Greek] [Filipino] [Swedish]. [Spanish] [German] [Italian] [Romanian] [Esperanto] [Welsh] [Danish]!

-------------------------------------------

So I say:

Solanus said:
But you slept whole day and you dreamed about a crank-examination that took your whole sleep.
I wish I could speak English normally again!

Wish granted, but you knocked your head and got a disease and all that you said had a different meant of what you meant (for example, for saying chair you would say table or fair). (and I know we are screwed up with next solanus wish again).

I wish horusofoz got his proper reward for painfully translating that tower of Babel.

Blue is everything.

solanus
solanus's picture
Offline
Last seen: 8 years 3 months ago
Joined: 2006-01-21 19:12
Tamen ydy min deseo

Tamen ydy min deseo bewilligte?

EDIT: Phew, Thanks ptmb!

and you are not quite right...

oh, no, it's taking effect...

Dish enchanted,

mutt cleverly rhyme few cluck grit Slaunos, spew yet snore infused.

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wsh Granted?

Whatever it was you can have it Blum On top of that you can speak English again : ) Woohoo hip hip hooray Blum (How about a translation of what you meant that post to say)

I wish I hadn't caused the "Solanus Codex" post to exist Blum

PortableApps.com Advocate

solanus
solanus's picture
Offline
Last seen: 8 years 3 months ago
Joined: 2006-01-21 19:12
Wish granted...

But I caused it to exist anyway.
So my original post...
Desejo Assegnato...
aber tu sov celý päivä et managinip te πήρα loka-eksamen hela nap.
Yo wunsch io a putut paroli Saesneg igen!

[Portuguese] [Italian]...
[German] [Italian] [Swedish] [Slovak] [Finnish] [French] [Filipino] [Latin] [Greek] [Filipino] [Icelandic-Norwegian] [Swedish] [Hungarian].
[Spanish] [German] [Italian] [Romanian] [Esperanto] [Welsh] [Danish]!

Wish Granted...
But you slept whole day and dreamed you took final exams all day.
I wish I could speak English again!

Intertran

Then I said
Tamen ydy min deseo bewilligte?
[Latin] [Welsh] [Swedish] [Spanish] [German]
But is my wish granted?

The last post shall remain a mystery.

I wish VLC could find some good Windows developers.

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.

Bruce Pascoe
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2006-01-15 16:14
Wish granted...

...but all the Linux developers quit!

I wish I could finally finish writing the storyline for Spectacles: Bruce's Story.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

One day you were in a cafe reviewing your transcript when you bumped into a publisher. You convinced them it was a great book so they published it. The publisher promoted the book like crazy until it became a best seller just from the advance orders. 32 million copies were bought before the book was even printed. When everyone received their copies, they hated it. The story was lame, ripped off parts from other author's novels, used offensive themes, was deemed unholy by the pope, 12 prominent imams, 43 prominent gurus, 32 rabbis and was banned in 65 countries. Consequently there were 32 million people around the world who hated you after paying $29.95 for a copy of a book that was universally despised. The authors who novels you had ripped off sued you for all your profits and sent you and your publisher into bankruptcy. In desperation to escape the people hunting you, you got plastic surgery, changed your identity and fled to Amsterdam (Holland) where you became a drug addict to escape the reality of the hatred you had incited against you from all across the world.

I wish Bruce's book isn't all that bad Blum

PortableApps.com Advocate

TaffinFoxcroft
TaffinFoxcroft's picture
Offline
Last seen: 9 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2006-12-14 17:24
wish granted

but Bruces book isn't all that good either Blum
I wish I had a pet kakapo parrot (wikipedia it).

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Bruce Pascoe
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2006-01-15 16:14
Wish granted

But it flew away and a stray cat ate it. Sad Or how about this one: Your friend was at your house by him/herself one time, there was no food in the refrigerator for some reason and your friend was really hungry, and ate it. Biggrin

I wish Taffin's friend wasn't on a see-food diet...

TaffinFoxcroft
TaffinFoxcroft's picture
Offline
Last seen: 9 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2006-12-14 17:24
lol, it cant fly. wish

lol, it cant fly.
wish granted but it was on a sea food diet insrtead.
i wish for time.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

kai.inouye
kai.inouye's picture
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-02-03 20:12
WG!

Wish Granted, but you ate too much of "food" and you got sick and you wished for less time "that you hade"
I wish for more PR apps

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

but i dont know what you meant by PR so i un granted it Biggrin

i wish i had some more money Biggrin (dont we all)

Zoop

Msingh32
Offline
Last seen: 13 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-04-30 14:56
wish granted

you got more money but could not spend any of it because it was money from Russia from the 1800's

I wish i had a newer car than my 12 year old lexus.

New to Making Portable apps, but not to portable apps

José Pedro Arvela
Offline
Last seen: 4 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2007-07-10 07:29
Wish Granted...

It was an 11 year old Opel Corsa Biggrin

I wish Linux had a OpenSource Window Manager that allowed the integration of the window's borders and window's contents.

Blue is everything.

kai.inouye
kai.inouye's picture
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-02-03 20:12
WG!

Wish Granted, but your Linux broke before... you know
I wish for more PR and DT apps Blum (Pre-Release, Development Test)(and official of course)

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

You log onto the net and saw a list of 142 new official apps ranging from updates to official PA freeware releases. You click on the download button for that app you've been waiting for years to run portably. The download is lightning fast but then as it gets to 99% BOOM your house is struck by lightning in the most vicious and sudden storms on record. Your roof is ripped off by the winds and the rain starts to pour in. The lightning keeps striking. You cant get out of your room or house as the hurricane strength winds and rain make it too dangerous to do anything but hold onto the walls for dear life. The water level in your house starts to rise to where you are partly submerged. You worry at first but then realize with the roof ripped off its near impossible for you to drown. You smile thinking you will survive. you wait it out and struggle against the elements. The winds start to slacken, the rain lessens. The sun is starting to break through the clouds. You laugh knowing you survived and say the universal Portable Apps prayer "Thank You John T Haller". Seeing this the cruel god of corrupt wishes takes offense and throws one divinely super charged bolt of lightning at your house. It hits the water, travels through it to you, your PC and your house. In less then a second the water is evaporated, your house is vaporized, you and everything you own is dust.

I wish Adelaide United hadn't lost last night.

PortableApps.com Advocate

Bruce Pascoe
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2006-01-15 16:14
lol

That was really cruel, horus! Creative, yes, but really cruel nonetheless.

Wish granted, but they lost the next time they played.

I wish Chrome ran under Wine (it didn't when I tried). Sad

solanus
solanus's picture
Offline
Last seen: 8 years 3 months ago
Joined: 2006-01-21 19:12
Wish granted...

but then you realized that it was Wine running over Chrome, because you spilled your Chardonnay on your bathtub faucets, and that was because you were drunk in the bath, where you fell asleep and drowned.

I wish I had a plane ticket to Germany

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.

Bruce Pascoe
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2006-01-15 16:14
Wish granted!

But it was a one-way ticket and you were stuck there forever!

I wish a big fat hunger-pig named maggie came to this thread and ate everybody and everything. Blum

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

but everyone exept for you left before she got here and we came back after she left so you were the only one eaten Biggrin

i wish i would stop forgetting my flash drive in my classes in school so i dont have to run around looking for it and (hopefully) finding it (just happened a few mins ago Sad but i got it back :-))

Zoop

Msingh32
Offline
Last seen: 13 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-04-30 14:56
wish granted...

you found it, and you got a chain that is attached to you at all tie with the flash-drive on it. SO one day you were walking and it got stuck in a car door and the person drove off and the chain broke causing you flash rive to fall into the sewer, and the dirty sewer took it somewhere you don't want to know!

I wish I google chrome had addons like firefox (Firefox still kills Google Chrome, just that FIrefox acts reatrd on my PC at home (its my interet, anything i dl is timed out))..

BTW: @ sergentsiler can i use this idea in another forum?

New to Making Portable apps, but not to portable apps

Bruce Pascoe
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2006-01-15 16:14
Wish granted!

But then it made Chrome no faster than Firefox, and speed is Chrome's main advantage over FF, so you had to just stick with Firefox anyway...

I wish I hadn't gotten eaten by maggie before. Sad

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

She fatally wounded you instead Blum

I wish for a crate of Johnny Walker Black Label : )

PortableApps.com Advocate

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

but then you suddenly were 12 years old and it was illegal to drink it and the cops came and arrested you

i wish i knew what idea Msingh32 was talking about Biggrin

also: @ Msingh32
you can use the idea (althogh i dont know which)

Zoop

Msingh32
Offline
Last seen: 13 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-04-30 14:56
wish granted...

The idea of this thread. Corrupt a wish. I want it to spread all over. THis would keep me busy lol.

I wish Adobe software was free.

New to Making Portable apps, but not to portable apps

José Pedro Arvela
Offline
Last seen: 4 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2007-07-10 07:29
Wish Granted...

... Adobe software was free, but only the free trial versions with unlimited time that allowed you only to open or close the program (never both in the same windows session).

Also, sergentsiler didn't create corrupt a wish, someone else did in the first thread of it, notice how it is on season 9 already. Beyond that, this is just a game, so there should be no problem in using it in other forums (I think it came from other forums).

I wish weeks had one more day (and that it was a weekend day Biggrin ).

Blue is everything.

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

but you wasted it on mozillazine Biggrin

i wish my schools comps were faster by loading settings only once onto the local desktop and then using the files located on the desktop in order to increase the speed of the computers (they are limeted because almost everything has to be done over the net here. even launching programs have to be permissions checked over the network)

(and yes ptmb is correct, this isnt my work, i just created this season. and the idea came from another user taking it from another forum somewhere on the net. so i would assume that you can use it anywhere with a forum :D)

Zoop

Msingh32
Offline
Last seen: 13 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-04-30 14:56
wish granted....

wish granted, but the students could not use them, only teachers.

I wish my school had better computers. (MY 5 year old laptop is better than the teacher computers in all of my school). Its is a small school. ANd the computer were useable by the students and ran Ubuntu.

New to Making Portable apps, but not to portable apps

kai.inouye
kai.inouye's picture
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-02-03 20:12
WG

Wish Granted, but your 5 year old laptop broke.
I wish I had a better computer too

Msingh32
Offline
Last seen: 13 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-04-30 14:56
wish granted

by it ran everything that was Microsoft and everything was a trial version so it ran for 30days then asked you to buy everything including Windows (and they protected the HDD so you cant custom install any OS).

And just to clearfy i jave an amaing laptop (i was using my old laptop as an example). MY new 1 has 4GB DDR3 Ram and a kick *** video card.

I wish that the yearbook publication company had better plug-ins for InDesign

New to Making Portable apps, but not to portable apps

solanus
solanus's picture
Offline
Last seen: 8 years 3 months ago
Joined: 2006-01-21 19:12
Wish Granted

But then everyone finally woke up and realized that Adobe is evil and overpriced and stopped buying their software, and Adobe went bankrupt, when everybody began to use open source apps, particularly PortableApps.com apps, and they all donated money so that John T. Haller became a gazillionaire and hired all his devs at a million dollars a year.

I wish someone would Add a New Comment instead of replying so we wouldn't get crushed over to the right like this.
EDIT: dang, horusofoz, quick on the draw! Think minds great alike, I guess...

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

But the InDesign install was illegal and adobe sued the school bankrupt.

I wish the choice between my two current job offers was a lot simpler than it is : (

PortableApps.com Advocate

Msingh32
Offline
Last seen: 13 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-04-30 14:56
wish granted....

Wish granted, the bosses of both jobs found better replacements for you (hope this never happens)

i wish Servers on Garona was never full..annoying as hell specailly when im so close to level 70 and i have been playing forever.

New to Making Portable apps, but not to portable apps

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

But the UN shutdown the game after studies linking it to the world economic crisis. The basic explanation being that too many people were spending too much time and energy on the game, draining a percentage of the worlds productivity too large to be allowed to be continued - I think WoW looks pretty good and I would like to play it but I dare not as it would likely take over my life ; P

I wish the Supreme Being\Creator\God\Allah\Buddha\Gaia\Rhea\Cronos\Etc would reveal itself to humanity so people would stop arguing about the existence, nature and name of the entity. Also if possible, it would be appreciated if it would explain what we are supposed to be doing rather than us just drifting along not really knowing the point of it all.

PortableApps.com Advocate

solanus
solanus's picture
Offline
Last seen: 8 years 3 months ago
Joined: 2006-01-21 19:12
Wish granted...

but the Supreme Being was Bob of the Church of the Sub-genius. He was quite happy to tell you what you are supposed to be doing; unfortunately, He said (and I quote), "What you are supposed to be doing is just drifting along not really knowing the point of it all."

I wish I had a Monkey's Paw with all its wishes.

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

But it was a monkey's paw that only granted corrupted wishes Blum

I wish Age Of Empires 3 was OSS

PortableApps.com Advocate

gluxon
gluxon's picture
Offline
Last seen: 2 years 5 months ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-06-21 19:26
Wish Granted....

But then the owners forbade anybody to redistribute it.

I wish for a laptop.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

But it was near ancient and ran to a grinding halt at the windows 3.1 start screen.

I wish the UN began an OSS initiative to compliment the one laptop per child initiative.

PortableApps.com Advocate

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

but then the UN blew up as they are nutral on the subject Biggrin (srry if you are offended)

i wish i could get more points in AnimeFight

Zoop

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

You gain two points Blum

I wish internet access was free.

PortableApps.com Advocate

kai.inouye
kai.inouye's picture
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-02-03 20:12
Wish Granted, but they have

Wish Granted, but they have only 1 byte per second internet access :-|
I wish for SOMETHING.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

You get a dirty nappie Blum

I wish I could find the pay rates for Uni sa HEO employement classification - If anyone can find this please post link or send me info horus-of-oz@gmail.com (remove dashes) - Thanks : )

PortableApps.com Advocate

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

-$30000000000000000000000000 per hour Biggrin

i wish i had remembered to start up my torrents while i left my comp idle.:|

Zoop

kai.inouye
kai.inouye's picture
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Developer
Joined: 2008-02-03 20:12
Wish Granted, but your

Wish Granted, but your computer died then. Beee
I wish i had a 8 gb flash drive Beee

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

but it cought on fire as soon as you touched it. Biggrin

i wish FF3 didnt have such a huge memory leak in xp (see here)

Zoop

Msingh32
Offline
Last seen: 13 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-04-30 14:56
wish granted

Wish granted but then FF3 started to give BSOD over and over so people gave up on it. (Hope never happens!)

i wish i had HDMI calbes for my PS3 and XBox 360.

New to Making Portable apps, but not to portable apps

Bruce Pascoe
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2006-01-15 16:14
Wish granted

But you had to pay $100 (each!) for them. Sad

I wish Amanda didn't have to get eaten by maggie at the end of Spectacles II...

sergentsiler
sergentsiler's picture
Offline
Last seen: 3 years 11 months ago
Joined: 2007-02-28 11:37
wish granted...

but then she gets eaten at the end of specticals III Biggrin

i wish pc-800 ram didnt cost so much an i could actually afford it (excluding ebay of course :D)

Zoop

Bruce Pascoe
Offline
Last seen: 11 years 1 month ago
Joined: 2006-01-15 16:14
Wish granted...

...and you bought it, but it broke the next day and you couldn't get a new module because the store was out of stock!

I wish for more stuff.

horusofoz
horusofoz's picture
Offline
Last seen: 1 year 9 months ago
Joined: 2008-04-03 22:45
Wish Granted

You get a lot of dirt nappies Blum

I wish Heroes wasn't starting to go the same direction as Lost

PortableApps.com Advocate

Pages

Log in or register to post comments