I've made one working on windows vista 32-bit and up.
and it use's java 8 but i can't link the file here as mod jth says its Illegal 
so for any one that's want to try it im.. sorry we cant though this site cuz of his rule's
at least i got one working. 
add on me on skype [name removed] we can then play on my mc server or some thing legit.
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Please stop. You know very well that OpenOffice is a trademarked name and thus can only be distributed with Apache's permission. And that we have Apache OpenOffice Portable available as a test version already.
Sometimes, the impossible can become possible, if you're awesome!
OpenOffice 4.2 isn't ready yet, and Java 8
hasn't even been completely spec'ed outisn't considered ready for general use yet, so on top of being illegal (due to both of these being Trademarked) they're both early access builds, not suitable for the public.You can mess with them all you want by yourself on your own computer(s), but distributing them is totally illegal.
And trying to lay blame on JTH? really?
You do know that distributing illegal software is ... illegal right? well PortableApps.com doesn't want to get in trouble because you (or anyone really) decided to post a bit of illegal software and a judge decided that because it was on PortableApps.com's website PortableApps.com is responsible.
Note: I don't know if such accusations would actually hold up in court or not, lets not find out.
Again if you want to download a development release of OpenOffice and/or Java & make them work portably on your own computers, that's fine, keep it to yourself. Distributing them is Illegal unless you've received permission from the Trademark owner(s). PortableApps.com does not deal in Illegal software.
Edit: Also please keep your language clean.
~3D1T0R