Can somebody please make a portable version of Windows 7. I need to run it from my 128MB flash drive that I bought from a street vendor who strangely wasn't there the following day.
Don't worry about licensing or legal issues, you won't get into trouble, I promise not to tell.
Oh and while you're at it can you come round my house, shampoo my carpets and do my laundry?
Thanks so much PortableApps team, you're the best.
P.S. Please let the dog out and the cat in. Thx!
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There's no such thing as Windows 7 Portable
However, you have two options.
Google for "WinPE 3.0" (A smaller version (FREE) of Windows 7).
BUY Windows 7, and install it on a PORTABLE HD.
Are you really serious? This whole post has a sort of satirical tone about it... sort of like you're trying to make the post as unbelievable as possible to get a laugh. (And to be honest, you got a big one from me... I laughed for 6 minutes straight)
EDIT: Given your background as a PortableFreeware mod, I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're joking...
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
Yeah, but look at his favorite PortableApp, that traitor :/
Favorite Portable App
P-Start (Sorry PortableApps.com)
He-llo? Anybody knows that Win7 can't fit on a CD, much less a 128 MB flash drive :P...
Insert original signature here with Greasemonkey Script.
Yeah, and the part about buying the flash drive from "a street vendor who strangely wasn't there the following day" was a clear "sarcasm flag" as well...
*re-reads original post, rofl*
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
There was a beautiful irony about this as a few days later pmlabrier posted about a counterfeit Kingston drive. Not funny, but yet... funny.
...when somebody was going to spot that. I don't have Windows 7 but it was a fairly sure bet that it wouldn't fit onto a 128MB USB drive (PE edition or not).
I SWEAR, I do NOT remember seeing that line :/
That's not all:
rofl!
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
QFT!
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
Sorry for the confusion guys, I just couldn't wait til April. I was just getting tired of all the whiny requests and people expect the developers to jump to it, like they are working for these individuals personally.
And it really cracks me up when said individuals get upset because the law inconveniently gets in the way of their plans to illegally use commercial/restricted license software portably.
"Well why can't you modify Adobe Photoshop to run portably and distribute if freely all over the world?"
"erm, because that would be illegal you moron!"
"Yeah, but why can't you modify Abode Photoshop..."
*sound of two gunshots*
April?
Yep, April.
rofl!!
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
i dont find that humorous.
i do
"It's just an online installer. It's not going to mug you.", JTH
"The shell is the key to unlock Linux's greatest advantages."
I do too
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
I do 3
Reminds me of the 3 Stooges... one of them (generally Moe) says "I think... ", another (generally Larry) says "Yeah, me too" and the last (generally Curly) says "Me three!"
rofl!
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
LOL!
That's where I got it from, the this Disney Christmas special thing from when I was 3
I still remember it
It wasn't a joke at your expense, merely to highlight the reason I originally stated April, to show that it wasn't some random month that I pulled out of thin air. Furthermore, there are international users that perhaps are not familiar with April Fool's Day.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/using-windows-7-may-lead-to-murder/
...Although you may be disapointed
“There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!”Richard Feynman
rofl!!
Wish that actually happened, it would serve those idiot crackers perfectly.
ROFL!!!
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
Just realised it is not exactly what he wanted...but if you want something you can find it, as shown in the review...and I just had to post it...
Don't know why it is wanted though...in that review it looks like MS has gone backwards...
“There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!”Richard Feynman
That would be illegal. Try again.
Na na na, come on!
Darkbee: I "got it" on the first read.
gj n1 kthxbye!
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Requests for other accessibility apps such as Humor Portable should be made in a new thread.
Thanks.
You mean like Christmas Portable?
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."