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Wish granted, but the candies sucked and you hated them.
Wish Granted, but then Firefox decided to phase out to activelly contribute to the development of Webkit, that Apple decided to phase out to support khtml from Konqeror (I think that is how it is spelled), that decided to phase out to support Gecko, that, by realizing the loop, then decided to support Trident, that, in case you don't know, IS THE ENGINE USED BY INTERNET EXPLORER!!!
*Laughs evilly*
But wait, I am not done yet! Google also decided to phase the Chrome OS to help Ubuntu, you said so, but Ubuntu decided to phase out to support Debian, that decided to phase out to support Mandriva, that decided to phase out to support Fedora, that decided to phase out to support NextOS, that was merged with OS X a long time ago when Steve Jobs was re-hired at Apple, but, when the company started having financial problems because of ditching the Webkit rendering engine (it seems it was used in everything from Apple after all, including the hardware itself) and had to stick with Trident, they went bankrupt and were bough by Microsoft, that decided to invest Apple's knowledge in developing MICROSOFT WINDOWS!!!!
*Laughs evilly again*
I wish I was the supreme master of the world. (I was being evil in the corruptions, I want to be evil in the wish too
)
Blue is everything.
First oif all Ubuntu is a type of Debian. Mandrivia is a sudo Fedora/RedHat based distro. NextOS never existed so you created a paradox there. I think you meant NextStep wich was replaced by OpenStep now GNUstep and had some code put into OSX. so you construction there is confusing. Also at one point Geeko was used by IE. sorry d00d.
Oh as for your wish the wish is granted but every one moved to mars and you are left as the supreme master of a world whos population consist of just you.
I wish that Game Crazy wasnt going out of business.
Oh yeah? Well, I wish it was.
So my wish cancels out your wish
And thus, making it go out of buisness
I wish EVERY BODY WOULD STOP USING THE DUMB REPLY BUTTON!!! (DON'T YOU DARE CORRUPT THIS!!!)
but the only way to grant your wish was to corrupt it and by doing so the ability to grant your wish was through the REPLY button.
I wish opensource was easier to compile.
Wish granted! The code was worthless, so you had to re-write most of it.
I wish tim clark would make a wish.
And didn't IE7 use mosiac as well?
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
But then nobody played anymore }:).
I wish I was happy and could do anything I want.
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Wish Granted, but anything you wanted to do didn't make you happy.
I wish Tim Clark would make a wish here
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
This is not a wish, it is a reply to oliver.
Do not reply with a wish, continue the game as normal.
Oliver, I have corrupted/wished in the past.
But I only corrupt a wish and make a new one if it can be truly awesome.
I don't do the silly stuff, if I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it well.
see examples:
https://portableapps.com/node/15426?page=2#comment-104720
https://portableapps.com/node/15426?page=2#comment-104727
https://portableapps.com/node/15426?page=3#comment-129192
Tim
I now return you to your normally scheduled Off Topic Chat
Things have got to get better, they can't get worse, or can they?
Wish Corrupted! Tim clark, you are amazing
I wish that NASA hadn't rammed that rocket or something into the moon. Now the full moon is off kilter, and I can't transform anymore.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
No corruption. I probably corrupted it in a parallel universe :).
I wish that Tim realizes that this thread is the alter-ego of Twitter: in this thread, we just complain about our uneventful lives (and make them even more uneventful :P).
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Generally Alter-Ego's are the Opposite of their norm,
"in this thread, we just complain about our uneventful lives"
That's Exactly the Same Thing folks do in Twitter
Gentlemen, please return to your normal Corrupt A Wish by commenting on the main topic and by pass this intrusion .
Things have got to get better, they can't get worse, or can they?
Tim did realise this thread is the alter-ego of Twitter but didn't really care.
To change things a bit, I wish John T. Haller would make a wish
PortableApps.com Advocate
Wish granted
But when he tried he got busy working on something else.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
your friendly neighbourhood moderator Zach Thibeau
Then I won't corrupt it
I wish for a **** (Guess what it is :D)
You wished for a slap across the back of the head and Whack there you go
I wish we could get an update from John regarding the menu, format, business side of things and pretty much everything else that's going on behind the scenes
PortableApps.com Advocate
John sent out a comprehensive update on everything, telepathically; but then he realized that he had to change the expected release dates, so he used a second telepathic broadcast to wipe it out of out memories.
I wish we had enough devs to support every open source app that I want to see portable.
I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.
The E-l Quaida Assocation gave all their devs to supporting PApps :P.
I wish I had a computer for once.
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Title was changed by request from Season 9 to Season X
oh and uh wish granted, but it didnt work
i wish my ipod would sync faster
Zoop
I wish it wouldnt't
But then sergentsiler got so frustrated that he deleted Corrupt-A-Wish Season X in hopes of undoing your wish and the game ended
I wish John would give the Mods the ability to edit signatures.
Things have got to get better, they can't get worse, or can they?
2 ms afterwards, the Rapture (whatever that is) occured.
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You forgot a wish. And not to bore you, but its when the Judeo-Christian God takes all those that accepted his son to heaven. I think there's other variations within different religions, but the rapture generally means that most of that particular sect will go to their eternal reward.
On the other hand, for the standard run of the mill individual, it means nothing. So don't worry about it :p. Unless you believe in life after death, and no, not reincarnation. :evil:
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
Wish Granted, I bored you to death, you found out what the rapture is.
I wish that I had 10 tons of sticky buns.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
You die from a sugar overdose 1/3 of the way into the first tonne.
I wish Patrick Patience well now that he's leaving PortableApps.com
PortableApps.com Advocate
Wish granted but he got ran over by a truck delevering his order of Apple products for his new business venture.
I wish i could find this mperticular cotton candy that came in a bucket instead of a bag.
but it was imposable to open
i wish that usb 3.0 comes out soon
60\/\/ 2 /\/\3 4 1 4/\/\ 12007
bow to me for i am root
USB 3.0 was released but was only compatible with Macs :jawdrop:NO!!!
I wish I could work out how to create a portable app.
PortableApps.com Advocate
(I didn't corrupt it because I would probably get banned if I did :P).
I wish for happiness.
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You became so happy that you where institutionalised because you where happier than a Mir hopped up on Candy and Nitris Oxide. The eventualy lobotomised you and you are now a worthless peice of flesh to sociaty
I wish some of my NDS homebrew would work.
but then a awesome upgrade came out that let you play really good games but then when you tried to get it. it messed up the version before it and it bricked your nds
i wish for world war (Corrupt that
:P)
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bow to me for i am root
You died.
I wish that Google, instead of making Wave, would revise Google Groups (because it's that awesome now that I'm starting to use it).
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it was so awesome and so many people got on that it crashed all the google groups servers and all the data was lost for ever
i wish for a 16 gb usb
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bow to me for i am root
But then you found out that it was a terrorist USB drive, and you were tried for treason... and HANGED!
I wish that scremingwhisper would tell me his google wave address.
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but then he grew tired of talking to me (BTW its scremingwhisper1720[at]googlewave[dot]c0m my name says its none ya)
i wish i knew digitxp's wave address
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bow to me for i am root
But it was taken off the web before you saw it.
(It was here).
I wish for net neutrality.
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But then people moved to another type of informatio n highway protocall that was not neutral but in fact very anarcial.
I wish that i could contact the person i need to contact to finish this project!
Your call interrupted his heart surgery (for some reason his phone was with him still) which started the surgeon and killed him. You were sued.
I wish I could code faster.
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Wish Granted. But your increase in speed was inversely proportional to your ability. I.e the faster you went the worse it got!
I wish I had a can of peaches.
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
Wish granted. But, as you open it, your can of peaches is filled with worms.
Sorry.
I wish for a phone that doesn't randomly cut off when I get a text message.
(I know I'm asking for it with that one, but my corrupt was pretty harsh, so lemme have it...)
Wish Granted. But it randomly cuts off as you get a phone call instead.
I wish I had enough duct tape to shut up the people complaining about h1n1
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
But when you had enough duct tape to shut up the people complaining about h1n1 people started to complain about the h1n2 virus.
I wish I could find a really good theme for wordpress.
"It's just an online installer. It's not going to mug you.", JTH
"The shell is the key to unlock Linux's greatest advantages."
...but then you realize it makes your footer look like crap, and you don't notice it for a few weeks. (Happened to me with Blogger.)
You didn't make a wish...
I wish Rock Band Network public beta would open so I could publish my Rock Band custom I've been working on...
Quamquam omniam nescio, nec nihil scio.
Bloody hell, you're right. Can we share your wish? Because I play some Rock Band, but not nearly as much as my wife, her brother, and their friend. I have fun with it -- they live for it. Unlike them, though, my wife is a multi-instrumentalist and does serious damage on expert on all four instruments. Her Gamertag's "Silent Jo82" without the quotes and here's our songs.
That said... Wish Granted, but nobody but me downloads it.
I wish... that some good (post-1998, pre-2004) Nightwish finds its way to Rock Band.
But you died before it happened }:).
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A nonexistent wish is the same as dividing by zero so - oh cra!...
I wish that digitxp hadn't caused the universe to melt after dividing by 0.
Blue is everything.
You divided by infinity and the world exploded.
I wish.
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But then you woke up on alien lab table and wished you had died in the explosion.
I wish I could have a room in my house that had a 72" LCD Big screen and a computer faster than light to the power of 88888888888888 with a 6 terabyte hard drive plugged in to it. (No need for dish now
)
Load the App and Play :evil:
...But you had no internet }:).
I wish that I had better coding skills.
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You become the greatest coder in the world. Your able to conceptualise the entire universe in C++, Google Go and Mono simultaneously, developing bug fixes and performance improvements in your mind. But then in a moment of madness at his wait for PAM 2.0 Final, NathanJ79 cuts off both your hands, feet, ears, tongue and pulls out your eyes. Luckily doctors are able to cauterise the wounds and save your life. Now you spend the rest of your life deaf, dumb, blind and unable to communicate to anyone the mysteries of the universe and how to improve upon God's original design.
I wish my cousin who has been staying with me for the last 3-4 weeks would go home. He's family and I'll back him up and help whenever he needs me to, but dang he's hard to tolerate for extended periods.
PortableApps.com Advocate
Wish granted, but he came back the next day.
I wish I had more time for coding. (Too much school work to do...
)
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
But you wasted that time on school work.
I wish I didn't need the Swine flu vaccine.
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You became like Superman, with no apparent weaknesses. However, your left ear wasn't protected at one tiny spot, and - with Life's usual irony - you got an ear infection instead.
I wish I had a development computer. (I have one laptop that's serving way too many functions right now... and it's not even my computer)
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
Wish granted, but once you got it you got bored of developing :/
I wish my grand-dad would get better.
"It's just an online installer. It's not going to mug you.", JTH
"The shell is the key to unlock Linux's greatest advantages."
He got better, and then he got to go to a better place }:).
I wish that I had a computer of my own.
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some one gave you a computer, but it was to old to do any thing on ENIAC eheheh
I wish I had a DROID
"It's just an online installer. It's not going to mug you.", JTH
"The shell is the key to unlock Linux's greatest advantages."
Wish Granted, but it didn't do anything.
I wish I knew NSIS and C++. (Although I've got 2 apps in beta testing right now, my NSIS knowledge is minimal)
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
C++ is already obsolete and you never figured out how to use LogicLib, so your code was unreadable.
I wish that I had a good uncorruptable wish that I use.
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You think of a wish so good a lightbulb lights up above your head; however, the bulb short-circuits, blowing a fuse in your brain. By the time you replace the fuse, you've forgotten your wish. :evil:
I wish KidSafe would become official. (It actually has a chance now that I'm done updating it 5 times a week... lol)
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
lol that was a good corruption
KidSafe became official but you had a vary unlucky day, your computer crashed losing all of the source code for KidSafe and Microsoft went bankrupt and had to close Codeplex.
Edit: and i got bored of testing for bugs and moved on }:)
I wish I knew PHP and mysql
"It's just an online installer. It's not going to mug you.", JTH
"The shell is the key to unlock Linux's greatest advantages."
You become the ultimate PHP & MySQL guru, and everyone comes to you for assistance. Unfortunately, the strain of helping 5,000,000 coders blows your mind, and you have to give up coding.
I wish I had more time for school work (lol, I know - a direct contradiction of an earlier wish. However, with 40 days left in the semester, I'm in a bit of a time jam...)
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
It's a thing called summer }:).
I wish that HW didn't exist.
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I assume HW means homework, right? With that assumption...
Teachers didn't assign homework anymore, they added that work to your in-the-classroom work.
I wish it wouldn't snow yet...
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
so that the snow built up and up, and when it did eventually fall, your house was buried up to the Chimney. Then global warming kicked in and melted the snow, washing your house and all possessions in it, away in a great flood. (and your usb flash drive with all it's portable apps was gone forever..sorry
)
I wish that morons would stop asking for apps to made portable illegally.
Idiots started asking for apps to be made portable illegally instead.
I wish I had a lot more time for school work... the pressure's really on by now...
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
You failed every class, so they kept you back a year, so now you have a whole year to redo the work you couldn't finish here.
I wish at least SOME people would beta test my Hugin 2009 Portable!
I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.
Everyone tested it, and each person found 5 bugs. :evil:
(Seriously, I wish you the best... I'd test it, but #1 I don't use Panorama software and #2 the big download would kill my slow connection)
I wish I had faster Internet.
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
You moved to South Korea, and your internet became 10x faster, but you had to eat Kimchee at every meal!
I wish everyone would become vegetarian.
I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.
You moved to South Korea, and your internet became 10x faster, but you had to eat Kimchee at every meal!
I wish everyone would become vegetarian.
I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.
I don't care about classwork...
It's not HW...
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The animal population grew so quickly that we were soon surpassed by dolphins, and they drowned us for fun.
I wish that I had an inexhaustible supply of flash drives that are really fast, slick, etc.
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The flash drives were fast and slick, but none of them actually worked - they corrupted all your data.
I wish we had wi-fi... (so close, but not quite yet)
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
But unfortunately you elected to buy an unbranded piece of junk, made in some obscure country by 5 year old children, paid the equivalent of 75 American cents per week. So upon connecting the hardware you discovered that it operated at some non-standard frequency which sent all nearby model airplanes crashing into your house, your refrigerator became a microwave and cooked everything in it, and many other small electrical appliances were blown up. You should have just left well alone. :|
I wish I could heat my house with some kind of perpetual motion device. :S
You moved to a planet where there was no friction and was able to make a perpetual heater..... But once you stepped out of the pressure cabin you slowly expanded and died :/ ouch 0_0
I wish my usb drive was not squished
"It's just an online installer. It's not going to mug you.", JTH
"The shell is the key to unlock Linux's greatest advantages."
You lost it instead
I wish KidSafe would become official (maybe really going to happen now, thanks agdurrette!! :D)
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
It became official on Lupo's site :P.
I wish I didn't suck at French Horn.
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(First, RE: your corruption - hey, NOT nice! :P)
Now for my corruption, and trust me: it'll be evil. :evil:
Wish Granted. The French horn no longer exists, since the International Horn Society has recommended calling it the horn since 1971. Unfortunately, the instrument's change-of-name doesn't help your playing any.
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
FYI, it is referred to as a "French Horn" in English, but officially it is called a horn.
Then again, WTH happened to the English Horn? Huh?
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(You didn't put up a wish)
You got all evil, but then an Antartican came up and tortured and killed you.
I wish I will get 100s on my three tests.
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Sorry about that, I was so obsessed with being evil I forgot to wish for something.
Wish granted. The maximum score on each of the tests was 1000, so you only got 10% and flunked.
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
Wish Granted, but then you died.
I wish we had a better place to play this (GWave, anyone?)
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(I blame school work... lol)
Wish Granted. You found the coolest server anywhere; it even had support for realistic, 3D, talking, moving characters. It was totally cool, and you absolutely loved it. Unfortunately, as you posted about it here, the server died and you were showered with "What is this, a joke?" posts in reply. :evil:
I wish I had one, just one, vacation day... (heck, I'll be doing school work on Christmas & New Year's too...
)
"The question I would like to know, is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. All we know about it is that the Answer is Forty-two, which is a little aggravating."
You became a Viking god, you went to hell (the place where dead vikings go) because you died since your mother asked everything in creation but mistletoe to not harm you and the god of mischief killed you with mistletoe. You couldn't explain it to your teacher, and when you got back to class, your excuse for skipping class was unacceptable.
I wish I knew how to make cooler stuff in Blender w/o a tut.
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But all your 3D models kept getting corrupted
I wish I had an XBox 360
Simplifying daily life through technology
You got a, January-sales XBox 360 but then the XBox 720 came out and nothing was compatible. Nobody developed for the 360 anymore and consequently it died become nothing more than a glorified door-stop.
I wish I could afford a snow-blower.
I wish you couldn't.
But he decided to steal your identity and buy one anyway.
I wish I could get Windows 7 to backup a system image instead of getting an ambiguous error 10 seconds into the process....
...but you face a problem: gluxon unimaginatively wished again that you couldn't get your wish granted, so, with this, a paradox happened, and this universe exploded! Luckily, Windows 7 had made a backup of
C:\Windows\Universe\. But, when it was restoring the universe, it made an ambiguous error 10 minutes into the process...I wish we can get a decent OS (like a Linux distro or maybe even a Mac) to properly restore the Universe.
Blue is everything.
But instead of choosing Linux, the guy up there bought a Mac. He eventually gave up because he didn't have any $ or € on him.
I wish that I could stop time.
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But with time frozen you got lonely and couldnt unfreeze time so you lived forever alone and bored.
I wish that wishes always came true with no negative reprocussions.
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