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"poor computer- but hey now you have a new brand of computer OS called "RACCONTOSH XD" "
Your Wish Has been granted but you failed the math exam and need to repeat another year~!
I wish my wish will become a wish that will come true~!
LATER...
But it was a bad wish and you get decimated by an asteroid.
I wish for a puppy.
Wish granted, but it was a alien puppy that grew to clifford the big red dog size.
I wish for a alligator
Too many lonely hearts in the real world
Too many bridges you can burn
Too many tables you can't turn
Don't wanna live my life in the real world
It was an alien alligator...
You lose.
I wish for a football ticket sold to me in the parking lot at TGI Fridays.
You got very happy with the tickets, and so you tried to sell one to your fried. But the tickets were fake, the police detected you and you were accused of fraud (because you sold that fake ticket).
So you are now in jail for 10 years and you can't see any games on TV anymore either.
I wish for a link to a random page.
Blue is everything.
The link was to a page that downloaded malware to your computer so it erased Windows and the BIOS so nothing even worked.
I wish for what the person below wishes if it is good and is not corrupted. Otherwise i wish i didnt have to excersise and that i was still not fat :/
but you worked out so hard and trained so much that you do not have the time to eat, think or even sleep. you eventualy die of starvation, exhaustion or insainity.
i wish for my bike to have a motor on it.
The motor fell off of a passing airplane and fell on your bike, crushing it.
I wish this rain would cool things down instead of just increasing the humidity.
I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you.
But then your roof fell on your brand new Lambo.
I wish I had Oliver's amazing power to unsee things with a bright light to the eyes.
You know what, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! Get mad!! I don't want your lemons; what am I supposed to do with THESE!?
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