Corrupt-A-Wish Season X

You didn't make a wish

I wish I would have made this instead of sergentsiler.

...but the school's ISP had surf control

I wish I could have an EeePC 1000.

you hated it.
I wish that I had good luck forever.

And you luck held held for all your life and that of your children and your children's children and your luck kept you alive throughout it all. unfortunately this meant you spent eternity watching everyone you care about grow old and pass away. Eventually the world ended but your luck still held you together so you remained alive and conscious in a dead world with no sun stars or planets, just you alone in dark empty universal void

I wish the guys that think little of corrupt a wish could see its good time waster when you just want to kill a minute or two.

(Note I think the one thread idea is good)

But then with the flash new top of the line and better pcs your school has the fees quadruple and you can no longer afford to go there.

I wish the MS Antivirus 2008 virus I accidentally put on my work pc and am going to be etting in trouble for would magically disappear.

...but then you accidentally installed the XP Antivirus virus

(btw, most real antivirus can detect those, just get AVG Free or something, run it, clean the PC and unninstall it)

I wish Google Chrome had its final license that is really OSS already (or was OSS if the actual license is the final).

...but it was bad stuff.

I wish I had lots of good stuff (that are good for me ).

Chrome is OSS. Look at googles code page for it.
http://code.google.com/p/chromium/

but he just ignored you.

I wish you would stop replying to people.

...but I blocked you.

I wish sergentsiler's "Reply" button would redirect him to the "New Comment" button, that would work properly.

...but, like you didn't pay attention to my wish, you didn't pay attention to the theme making tut, and you blew up with your PC instead.

I wish the previous wish I made .

(not wishing to sergentsiler to use the comment button, but wishing a reply button malfunction on his end. )

but your computer couldn't play it cause of the extra resources and you where sad

i wish that java 6 update 10 would come out of beta so i could try out some java games in chrome

...due to time limits, they skipped Java 6 Update 10 and moved to Java 6 Update 11 beta

I wish a certain site of someone that hates IE used non-deprecated standards.

but due to the sudden increase in traffic the server chrased and all the portableapps data was lost

i wish i could actually think of a wish (i just could resist corrupting this wish)

But then someone walked in as you were doing it, caught it on film, edited it, added music and stuff, uploaded it to youtube and with all the stuff they did to it you ended up looking like a bit of a weirdo and were ostracised from the rest of society

I wish Bill Gates woke up tomorrow and decided to make all microsoft software freeware:)

...but when sergentsiler saw a new wireless connection online (because you had to hook up more pcs without ethernet cable) he stole the connection, changed the router password, disabled the reset button and gave you a miserable amount of bandwidth so it was useless for you anyway.

(btw, don't blame me, blame him, as he did that to you on the wish, not me )

I wish my router didn't suck as much as it does so my wireless connection between my pc and another would not die with a little bandwidth overflow (mainly when I turn on the Windows XP VM ). (BTW, it is WPA protected and I turn the router off when nobody I know is using ).

I'm going to corrupt that wish 5 times since you like ceedo.

Wish granted but I hated it and sued the site that made ceedo.

Wish granted but you decided you hated it because I hated it.

Wish granted but you hate it now.

Wish granted but you hate it and fed it to the bugs crawling all over the site(smiley bugs).

Wish granted but ceedo renamed itself to ceeedo and another company named their software to ceedo and now you don't wish you, you wished ceedo was free because the new ceedo was horrible and I sued the ceedo.

I wish you didn't wish ceedo was freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

...but the money you had was very thigh, so you bought the parts on Ebay. And you were scammed, and as you didn't use Paypal, not even a cent of your money was recovered.

I wish Gluxon would send me a mail so I could know his email so I could send him my functional version of his site with instructions and all

BUT I DON'T KNOW YOUR EMAIL!!!

Go here: http://mailhide.recaptcha.net/d?k=013s5SZuJBs6_dVjqATUEezw==&c=vmpDcLdHO...

I wish I had more time to play this game.

...but you lost it setting up your brand new site.

I wish you would check your email

But I checked my email but I didn't reply

I wish you would check your email.

...but I didn't find anything that could be related to your wish?

I wish to know if that was a kidding wish or if you were speaking seriously (thats why we need smileys, if the smileys module is yet unstable, then make a new one! )

But once your computer was loading fast windows started loading really slow.

SO YOU HAD TO GET LINUX!!! (or digitvista, whatever you want).

I wish My Sandisk Cruzer Micro 8gb was bootable.

but then the banks increased their fees by 700 billion percent so everybody lost their home and all the worlds real estate became the property of a handful of greedy bankers.

I wish I win my soccer match today : )

but then you were banned.

I wish Roamer didn't get banned from webhostXXX.

...but he quited because WebhostXXX changed their policy and started to be a paid host (and very expensive) and roamer didn't had money for that much of an expense.

I wish weekends were 3 days long.

...but nobody could deliver you anything that fast.
(I love when science corrupts the wish for me)

I wish there were OpenSource standards about EVERYTHING!

Also, there wont be Corrupt a Wish 10. From now on all wishes will keep on here. Why? Because now the "new" link works and redirects you to the right page.

But then something weird happened and Corrupt-A-Wish Season 8 was bumped. Then everybody went there and I didn't just post this message.

I wish bumps were allowed here.

But then you were caught and got detention.

I wish people would stop using that red reply button.

...people started using my stylish theme for Firefox that made PortableApps.com blue and pressed the blue reply button instead

I wish weekdays were Saturday and Sunday and weekend days were Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

But everybody switched to..... a ....... foney.

So your money is now useless.

I'll make one.

I wish Mix Master Trixz would go away. Forever.

I wish you didn't wish that.

I wish I had some foney.

I wish Mix Master Trixz would go away. Forever.
Wish Granted, but then Bix Baster Trixz came.

I wish you didn't wish that.
Wish Granted, he wished you went away. }:-)

I wish I had some foney.
Wish Granted, but then the “foney” stock market collapsed and you went bankrupt.

I wish I had gold bars instead of money (nobody else).

Wish Granted but.....

I wish I know what that was.

Wish Granted but you turn into Coach McGirk

I wish I didn't have money
(Try that one :P)

...but you had fake money. (not the best corruption, but it works )

I wish... that my wish is granted that people understood that if they press the Home button they go to the top of the page and that way they don't have to use the reply button as the New Comment button is easier to use than before (just noticed this).

Wish Granted, But then you completely forget about it.

I wish that something Bad will happen to me

(Ouch, kinda thought that one through, didn't you)

Wish Granted, But then you sleep through the whole weekend till Monday Morning. (Somehow surviving without food and water >_>)

I Wish that I knew how to make portable apps...
>_>

But you died.....

I wish I would stop being lazy and improve my NSIS.

But his app sucked, was buggy and John discovered a virus in it so removed it from the site, banned gluxon and and removed every trace of him on the site (nothing personal glux )

I wish this economic crisis could be solved today.

But... umm... then the economy... didn't suck?

Sorry. My imagination's broken.

I wish I had a life.

...you had the best life someone would imagine have. But on a tragic day the economy (that was saved and didn't suck anymore) was drastically changed, and sucked again, and in few time is entered in collapse. Luckily, you had all of your money invested in properties and gold, so you didn't lost the value of a dime. But, with the panic of the broken economy, we all passed to a fascist state where everybody had no money to do nothing except the government, all of you possessions were taken from you and you got nothing and started living on the streets. After that a war started between the resistance and the fascist government. You were forced to enter the govern's army to fight against the resistance, even if you didn't want to, because you would be painfully killed if you didn't help the war. Eventually the resistance won, and you died on the war with a canon ball on the face.

I wish my corruptions WON'T happen.